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Au contraire mon frere...

zipman68
the speed force!
I have to admit I like having all the discussions in one place. I like running across the CRAY-ZEE shit some folks post. I also like the useful nuggets.

I'm not sure how much we would get in the purely serious discussions. Here is what I see on this site...

Some wacky stuff from folks like da Juiceman... Juice on juiceman! We shall recast the Abrahamic religions as a paean to the strip club lifestyle. We shall laugh along with yo' super CRAY-ZEE shit. Keep the larfs a comin' my friend. Shoot for the batcrap crazy, Juiceman, 'cos you da man!

Some of Drac's posts o' concern. I dig 'em. Sometimes a bit overbearing, but ol' Drac means well. I know it. Plus, we get the bickering with the Dougster and tittyfan. Couldn't write that shit in a movie 'cos folks would find it unrealisitic.

We get some supah-CRAY-ZEE political shit. Some o' you boring old white guys may not like ol' Pres Obama, but really... The conspiracy shit! Wow... just wow! In politics, never ascribe to malice that which could be explained by mistakes and shit fallin' between the cracks. I can see the argument that da president is "meh". I can see the argument that but not that he is a atheist, muslim, communist, fascist, socialist, puppy-kickin' dictator from Kenya (or was that Indonesia... or possibly the 8th planet of Zeta Reticuli... or maybe he was 'merican but related to Malcolm X... oh, and he is the second incarnation of Saul Alinsky!) That be some batcrap CRAY-ZEE first rate wackiness. The sheer violation of Ockham's razor gives me the first rate LARFS!

We get some crime reporting. Useful if we travel and don't know where we be a clubbin'

Finally, we get some Jedi mind tricks from the Jedi master of the strip club. We all know who the Jedi master is...

Shine on my friends, shine on! Bring on the CRAY-ZEE. I dig on the chaotic, wacky, ultra-funny discussions on the TUSCL. Let's keep it that way!

18 comments

  • jester214
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    12 years ago
    This reads like a juice post.
  • zipman68
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    12 years ago
    C'mon jestie! i think that was a cogent description of the material we see posted.

    Only the Juice can post like the Juice. He has talent on loan from god! The god o' strip clubs that is!

    If you would like to criticize others for posting like the Juice you need to take it up a notch. Say something like "Yo, yo, yo... don' be talkin' shit like dat Juiceman yo' stupid wannabe wigger shithead. I be callin' you out because you be a faker and a fakir and I be da snake that gonna be bitin' yo' on yo' ass."

    Then finish it up with something like "I like to put my cock in a hot dog bun and feed it to whores. Then.i.get.the.fucking.whore to toss my salad, 'cos i.likes.me.da.hot.dog an' salad dinner. Fucking dirty whores! I loves 'em"
  • sclvr5005
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    12 years ago
    like someone else on another thread said- my surfing here improved immensely once I put juice on ignore. He's the only one so far that's annoyed me enough to do that. Life's too short to wade thru his bullshit.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    12 years ago
    Hey conspiracy theories are fun to throw out there to see who rises to the bait. I sometimes toss them out in response to some things tossed out there about the girls that work the clubs. Extreme views are everywhere and on every topic. I think hating the girls that work in clubs is stupid. If they did not work there this site would not exist. Da Juiceman says he luvs dem skank ass ho's. Hey have fun with that. I like the 6-8's as they seem to be friendlier that the 9-10's. I try to make no personal attacks but taking the extreme opposite viewpoint like all women are whores by some poeple's definition of a whore namely that a woman who only puts out if she gets compensation in return is a whore. By that definition a woman who does not put out until an engagment ring or wedding ring is a whore because she will be compensated the rest of her life for putting out. What is the difference between her and the girls that blows you for $50 plus dance cost.
  • zipman68
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    12 years ago
    Fair enough sclvr... I find him to be a laugh, but obviously some folks don't enjoy him.

    But you make my big point. Ignore suffices to eliminate the things each of us consider bullshit. I enjoy the barely controlled chaos of the discussions and if somebody regularly goes too far for my taste, I ignore them. Haven't done so yet -- I find the crazy stuff funny.

    BTW, I didn't have the sense that you were complaining per se, just stating that you were exercising your prerogative to ignore those you don't like. To each his own!
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    Rev. ziperbro69 thank you for your mad love for Da juiceman
  • sclvr5005
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    12 years ago
    Not complaining, zipman. Like you said- just stating my view. To each their own for sure.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    12 years ago
    Say isn't there and Hindi god of strip clubs. After all they wrote the Kama Sutra to bring you closer to nirvana??
    Juice that where you studied theology? (at the crotch of KamaSutra)
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    Traveler you goddamn right lmfao
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    Maybe alutard can start his own board where everyone can not smoke and not drink and not do drugs and just sit around and lick Barney the dinosaur'a pussy all day (after paying her) and tell her she is not a whore and we all respect her?
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    Also no jokes about other people's mother on his board! (Especially if they are deceased! (Don't forget the movie Psycho.))
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    I like your comments zip. Nice post.
  • jester214
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    12 years ago
    I wasn't criticizing, just making comment. I've said it before, juice keeps it interesting.
  • gatorfan
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    12 years ago
    Juice would never use CRAY-ZEE in a sentence
  • looneylarry
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    12 years ago
    Props to zipman for finding a way to work in Occam's razor in the discussion. That must have been a bet, and he did it. Well played.
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    12 years ago
    Juice is so epic, he really needs his own board, lol...
  • Papi_Chulo
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    12 years ago
    TUSCL would not be the same w/o some Juice!!!
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    All you mothafuckas are makeing juice blush
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