Another Tale From The Far North

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• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  The "new normal" for the unemployment rate in US is going to be around 8 to 9 percent. It used to be that 5% was the bottom floor - anything under that was really "unemployable". With mandatory drug screening, I think the floor will be about 8.5%. In several articles I've read in trade journals, Human Resource managers in the Great Lakes region simply cannot find enough quality workers for entry level labor positions. For every 100 applicants, 50 are immediately out because they can't pass the drug test. And these are people that *know* they're going to be tested and still fail.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Gee, Art, what a great way to show off the big one. LOL
• Stiletto25

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  12 years ago

  Hehe. Cant they just take it and measure the temperature? I had no idea there were instances where someone had to stand there and watch.
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  Ah, stiletto, you wouldn't believe the schemes concocted in the past to get around the testing system. Because much of oil and gas drilling in Canada takes place in isolated frontier conditions my industry decided to make the testing system as simple and as fool-proof as possible. The system has industry-wide approval and support; much less so among the industry's employees. Simply put; if an employee objects to being tested - fine, head down the road and find a $150k job somewhere else and good luck to you. For employers there is simply no choice. Opt out of testing and insurance will probably be impossible to find. No sane person operates a company in my industry without insurance.
• Ermita_Nights

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  12 years ago

  I'm glad I live in the Land of the Free. I'd have to be pretty desperate to take a job that requires drug testing.
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  @Ermita_Nights, This IS an issue of individual rights. The right of all members of a drilling crew to work in an exceedingly dangerous environment comfortably knowing that impairment of a fellow crew member is not going to be a hazard.
• Otto22

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  12 years ago

  I agree with Art that drug tests are necessary. What affronts me is the requirement to urinate in front of a person of the opposite sex. Imagine the hew and cry if the genders were reversed.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  I was subjected to random drug testing for 20+ years until I retired and was tested about 15 times. I never objected to it but I would object to being tested without privacy. There is no reason why a portable testing booth could not be used out in the boon docks.
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  They need to join a union. The nerve of a company to expect its workers to be free of work debilitating substances and to hold employees responsible for their actions.
• looneylarry

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  12 years ago

  Doesn't the stream turn to an icicle before it hits the bottle? And what about the embarrassing shrinkage as you stand there on the tundra?
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  All the random drug tests I've ever taken only one did they really watch every other time they've just tested temperature. Funnily enough the one time was actually my first time, was only 17 or 18 and she was good looking. That was an awkward experience.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  I wish that when you are told to take a physical beforehand, you would be informed that you had to provide a urine sample. Far too many times, I would take a piss prior to showing up and then be informed they needed a urine sample.