Got tired of losing money downtown,...

Got tired of losing money downtown, so I decided to throw some away. Got in there around 4pm. I liked that the had a sign outside the club telling you how many dancers were on duty at the time. Free admission but 2 drink minimum. I opted for some Buds and shelled out $10. Took a seat on a banquette across from the stage. There were a couple of patrons and the advertised number of dancers in house. Quality was around a 6 caliber. Some blonde whit gigantic fake boobs sat next to me and tried to get me to buy a $40 lap dance. She really didn't do it for me, so I didn't budge. She left rather angrily. BTW laps are only $30 on the floor. Then this very friendly brick-house black chick sat next to me, you know, thick and solid in all the right places. We spent a while in some mutual groping and conversation. I knew I had to leave shortly so I agreed to a lap dance. She gave a good one, but the fucking bouncer made me sit on my hands, when all I wanted to do was grab that thick phat ass. I thought I was in Vegas for Christ's sake. If you're looking for mileage don't waste your time here.