OMG Honey Bees Are Such Little Cum Dumster Sluts!!

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• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  There is one type of chimpanzee or ape or something that will mate with every single male in the tribe and then just let the sperm inside her battle it out to see which one impregnates her. Must be pretty confusing on father's day.
• HB13

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  12 years ago

  Bah, that's just the beginning of the animal world. -Snakes & Lizards [view link] Summary: Have two penises & some use a copulation plug (fluid solidifies in the female’s cloaca (which is essentially a vagina and a pee hole in one), preventing any other male from depositing his sperm). -Gray Whales: [view link] Large groups of breeding gray whales have also been observed. Because the males have large testes and produce a lot of sperm, biologists refer to "sperm competition" taking place. In other words, males compete by trying to wash away the other fellow's sperm rather than trying to achieve exclusive access. -Cabbage White Buttterfly: [view link] When the female is ready to mate, she exhibits a characteristic colulatory position by lowering her antenna (see graphic, Figure 2). This serves as a signal to males that she is ready to mate. If two males are present and competing for the same receptive female, it is not uncommon for "male one" to trick the other by assuming the same pre-colulatory pose. "Male two," confused and randy, may attempt to copulate with guised male one. -Hissing cockroaches: [view link] males have been known to push female cockroaches (who resist by kicking with their hind legs) into corners and take them by force. These bug-eyed bad boys like to play the odds, pursuing everything that moves — including other males — to up their chances, the theory goes, of successfully copulating with a lady. A different theory is that the he-cockroach sometimes poses as a frisky female to avoid aggression from bigger, brawnier guys, diverting their competitors. -And 30 other strange animal mating habits. [view link] FYI: Am a biology grad. Anatomy, physiology, evolution, taxonomy, microbiology, biochemistry, oncology, neurology, blah blah blah, etc. Are all some useless random facts stored deep in my memory.
• HB13

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  12 years ago

  And if those last 30 strange animal mating habits weren't enough for you: While teaching monkeys the concept of currency, scientists accidentally discover monkey prostitution. [view link]
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  No way!
• jackslash

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  12 years ago

  Would a monkey prostitute be cheaper than a stripper?
• mrrock

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  12 years ago

  Monkey sluts...ROTFLMAO
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  Had an ex that would mate then later try to rip your head off to drain your wallet dry kind of like a praying mantis!
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  You forgot the P in dumpster