Mons Dayshift
jerikson40
New York
I am shocked.
Okay, there, I said it.
I am absolutely shocked.
So I'm bouncing around the web, and based on another thread here I checked out the Mons Venus website. And on the front page they have a live (?) feed from Mons' strippers' dressing room. If it was live, it was early afternoon there, today, Thursday.
Holy crap.
I haven't been to Mons in many years, but all of the reviews here and elsewhere sing the praises of the dancers there, how hot they are, it's one of the top clubs, blah, blah, blah.
You cannot be serious !! The girls I saw were about as average as you can find. I saw some 4's, and maybe a couple who, if I stretched it, would be a 6. Maybe one or two who briefly passed around the corner of the image might have been higher, couldn't really tell.
Now I know it's dayshift, but geez, if that's the best they have I wouldn't walk down the street to visit that place.
BTW, I like how the girls don't seem to mind that there's a camera watching them. They'll spread their legs and hunch over and wipe their crotch and their butt cracks with paper towels. Geez, girls, show a little class, huh?
Okay, there, I said it.
I am absolutely shocked.
So I'm bouncing around the web, and based on another thread here I checked out the Mons Venus website. And on the front page they have a live (?) feed from Mons' strippers' dressing room. If it was live, it was early afternoon there, today, Thursday.
Holy crap.
I haven't been to Mons in many years, but all of the reviews here and elsewhere sing the praises of the dancers there, how hot they are, it's one of the top clubs, blah, blah, blah.
You cannot be serious !! The girls I saw were about as average as you can find. I saw some 4's, and maybe a couple who, if I stretched it, would be a 6. Maybe one or two who briefly passed around the corner of the image might have been higher, couldn't really tell.
Now I know it's dayshift, but geez, if that's the best they have I wouldn't walk down the street to visit that place.
BTW, I like how the girls don't seem to mind that there's a camera watching them. They'll spread their legs and hunch over and wipe their crotch and their butt cracks with paper towels. Geez, girls, show a little class, huh?
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jerikson40 seems to think that EVERY dancer must conform to his seemly impossibly HIGH standard of physical attractiveness. Keep you $$$ in your pocket and keep looking for your standard of attractiveness. Maybe you'll find it, maybe NOT!
I've checked the feed a few times myself. I guarantee it isn't live. I can say that because Ive seen the same scene repeatedly. also, the room is busy at 8am...... last I checked they weren't open at 8a and I've never known a dancer to be at work getting ready 4 hours before her shift starts.
I realize that everyone has different opinions and prefer different girls but....... stretching it to call them a 6? all that does it tell me you dont like real women & you prefer women that are sticks with silicone. thanks for that. now when I read one of your reviews I have a baseline of what you consider gorgeous. granted Ive never seen a 10 on there, but I don't recall seeing any that are under a 6 (in the opinion or a 'regular' guy.)
When I see girls with average bodies, small boobs, and average faces, I'll rate her a 5. Average. And I saw a lot of them.
And BTW, igloo, I don't mean to sound harsh, but geez, are you a woman or something? Sounds exactly like something an ugly woman would say about a chick who is hotter than her and has big tits.
I don't give a fuck how "real" is woman is. If she looks hot that's all that matters. And if she needed silicone to get hot, then that's fine with me.
I'm not sure that so called live feed is really live, but a random recycled clip. How would j40 know what dancers (even in "classy clubs") actually wipe themselves with? Better than not wiping at all......
I remember when I was in Adelita Bar in TJ, you'd have to be really careful because the lighting in the club was so forgiving to the girl's bodies that they'd in many cases look about 5-10 years younger downstairs vs upstairs. Of course not always the case, but this wasn't uncommon.
Not sure how Mons Venus is lit, but I'm sure whatever they're doing works fine for them and their day patrons. And I wouldn't be surprised if the nightshift was indeed a lot better.
I was jus' kidding...
I know they gotta take care of business. And honestly I don't think it's right having a camera in the dressing room. Of course I enjoy it, but it just doesn't seem right.
And it kind of ruins the fantasy. Because as we all know, really hot girls don't have to go to the bathroom or have bad smells and stuff. They're like angels.
And yes even a few 10s. But I do not like to give away 10s too often.
Also there always seem to be some 5s and 6s sprinkled in there no matter when. To each his own.
Now you would think if just about everyone who goes there says it's awesome, guys with varied tastes, etc., then it would have some truly awesome girls. Hard to believe that a club that only gets hot dancers after 10pm is always rated in the top 5.
How to tell? Open two windows onto the site....not the same thing.
Read carefully- saying that the hottest dancers arrive after 10pm isn't saying that ONLY the hot dancers arrive after 10. There are still several hotties at club before 10, just not as many of them.
One thing about Mons: It is a non-smoking club, so some dancers on break will go to back porch to smoke, rather than hang out in dressing room. DR cam is an imperfect indicator of talent level as the truly hot/in demand dancers will be busy on the LD couches, favoring a quick refresh/makeup check in restroom rather than extensive DR stay between the dances.