I should probably say this was...

I should probably say this was my first time going to a strip club.

The bouncer's were a little bit iffy going in (they wouldn't let me take my keys in with me for some reason, but thankfully I was allowed to drop it in my buddy's coat before he gave it to the coat check girl), but once you got in, you felt super relaxed. There would be a feature dancer up on stage at pretty much any time, the waitresses were friendly, and you never really felt rushed or pressured into anything. You were free to sit and take in the sights, and the girls walking around asking if you'd like a dance weren't too pushy if you said no.

When it came to the actual private lap dances, there is a private back area with a number of booths closed by a thin curtain. There's quite a few chairs so you're never going to get into an awkward situation where you're sitting across from another man in a booth across from you. The dancers themselves are stunningly good looking, I only had three dances that night because of money constraints, but each one was with a beautiful girl. The first was with a girl who looked like she was Middle Eastern, the second was with a Romanian girl (she loved to bite, scratch, and pinch, and I enjoyed every second of that, and her sexy accent did nothing but help that), and the last was with a Caucasian girl.