Time to move and dodge rocket attacks?

Clubber
Florida
I was looking at the recent club reviews and saw the "Pussycat Lounge" located in Tel Aviv, Israel. just wanted to read about a club in Israel. Post were the costs as, "Lap dances were only 20 shek." and "...private rooms are basically just small little rooms towarda the back of te club.I paid 200 shek." Now I did a quick conversion online to USD and that comes out to $5 and $50!!! AND that included a BBBJ! His choice of dancer was an 8.

Might be worth the move and risk for a real SC hound!

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motorhead
12 years ago
Clubber,

I ALMOST never read international reviews. But I just saw this one and was going to post the exact same thing. BBBJ with an "8". I like it

Wonder what the price of a McRib is Tel Aviv though?
gatorfan
12 years ago
We talking rocket vibrators or ICBM?
Clubber
12 years ago
motor,

There actually is a site, http://mcriblocator.com/, for finding them, but doesn't show any in Israel, or any international places. :)
Clubber
12 years ago
gf,

I was more thinking the hamas type.
motorhead
12 years ago
Clubber

I'll bookmark that site :)
shadowcat
12 years ago
Just keep things kosher. :)
carolynne
12 years ago
is swallowing kosher? probably not if the guy is a pig.
jackslash
12 years ago
Tel Aviv should be safe from the little amateur rockets launched by Hamas, so maybe I should check this club out.

I'm surprised at the low prices. I've always heard that Israel is an expensive place to live. The dancers, I would bet, are secular Jews from Russia and other eastern European countries.
motorhead
12 years ago
Out of curiosity I looked up gasoline prices in Israel. They are are the third highest in the world at over $9 per gallon. Kind of cancels out the cheap dances.
carolynne
12 years ago
you just have to live close enough to walk to the club.
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
"is swallowing kosher? probably not if the guy is a pig."

Guffaw! That is fucking funny as hell!
farmerart
12 years ago
@motorhead,


'.....the price of a McRib in Tel Aviv....'


You are in top form, as usual.
Dougster
12 years ago
So the McRib Index not set to replace the dollar index any time soon?
vincemichaels
12 years ago
I'll meet you there, Clubber !!! I speak Yiddish !!
carolynne
12 years ago
thanks, george.
jester214
12 years ago
What Yiddish do you need besides "shvanz"? (Well a few members might need shmeckel).
Clubber
12 years ago
vm,

If you speak Yiddish as well as Spanish, I might never end up with a Jewish "G"! :)
Ermita_Nights
12 years ago
There used to be a burger chain in Israel called MacDavid's.

Tel Aviv is perfectly safe. Well, as safe as any big city. For the real bargains you have to go elsewhere. I once spent the night in a Syrian whorehouse and it was cheaper than a Big Mac, including the room.
georgebailey
12 years ago
As far as dancers, I never met a Jewish dancer that I knew was Jewish. I think the dancers in tel aviv are probably Eastern European types, or Russians. You don't need hebrew to get around. The whole country knows English. As far as missiles, duck and cover!
Dougster
12 years ago
Looks like Mr. Noble Peace Prize Winner in Chief is actually supporting an invasion. I nearly crapped my pants when I heard that one. That boy's come a long way since his younger day.
Alucard
12 years ago
Might be a very good idea to move out of Washington State given North Korea's launching activities. Dougster can stay behind. LOL
Clubber
12 years ago
Alucard,

Might be correct. I wonder, would they have launched had November the 6th had a different outcome? Reminds me of the November 4, 1980 one in reverse.
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