prep.........H

16 comments

• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Check with Doc_Holiday "Hey! I live here in Dallas. Where can I get my dick sucked and a finger in my butthole??"
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  Are you planning to get anal from a stripper wearing a strap on? If so, you might wish to wait. Here are some ideas to try: 1. Buttfuck the girl. I digs the hot anal action, but I likes to pitch. That is the way you should roll if you are doin' P4P... 2. Avoid asking the girl to toss your salad. Normally pretty groove-eee, but with prep H up yo' butthole it is just plain gross. 3. Wear a panty liner for when the prep H drips out yo' ass. 'cos that be gross. 4. Don't be getting a reach around with a finger up the ass from the girl. I know it is tempting, but remember... it is more fun to fuck a chick up the ass than to get something up your ass. Just keep repeating that to yourself. Let us know if this sage advice helps! Let us
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  ... yes, yes... let us pray that it helps!
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  Oh, one more thing... NO MORE SHARPIE IN THE POOPER!
• stanlee

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  12 years ago

  zip I had planned on asking about a tossed salad too, guess it's really not like ranch dressing. but there will be bacon bits.
• sclvr5005

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  12 years ago

  if your ass itches enough to affect getting lap dances you better get to a proctologist. In the meantime you might want to invest in a nice butt plug....something in pink that the dancers would like.
• zipman68

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  12 years ago

  Fuck Stan, you have truly taken this up a notch (or down a notch...). I salute you! Bravo!
• carolynne

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  12 years ago

  from the dancer's perspective, if you're going to use prep h at least make sure it's the vanilla scented variety. we love that. oh, and here'a another tip. tell a dancer you're ass itches, and would she scratch it? that really turns us on.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Great idea. Isn't Prep H made with shark cartilage? Shark cartilage is probably an aphrodisiac is China. Forget Mr. V. With your John Brown hind parts all lubed up., you'll be sporting wood for 6 hours.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Prep H works as anal lube if the stripper is wasted
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  So... Any new thoughts on prep H?
• Estafador

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  10 years ago

  what's preparation H
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Aieee! Once again the kid demonstrates his unawareness of aging issues. ;-)
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  A couple of years ago I grabbed the wrong tube and applied tooth paste to my itching ass hole. Talk about burn. It was one of those sample sizes that you get at the dentist's office.
• ime

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  10 years ago

  what's preparation H [view link]
• ilbbaicnl

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  10 years ago

  Find non-deforested extras strippers. DATY and get some fiber, should clear that up for you.