prep.........H

Check with Doc_Holiday "Hey! I live here in Dallas. Where can I get my dick sucked and a finger in my butthole??"

Are you planning to get anal from a stripper wearing a strap on? If so, you might wish to wait. Here are some ideas to try:

1. Buttfuck the girl. I digs the hot anal action, but I likes to pitch. That is the way you should roll if you are doin' P4P...
2. Avoid asking the girl to toss your salad. Normally pretty groove-eee, but with prep H up yo' butthole it is just plain gross.
3. Wear a panty liner for when the prep H drips out yo' ass. 'cos that be gross.
4. Don't be getting a reach around with a finger up the ass from the girl. I know it is tempting, but remember... it is more fun to fuck a chick up the ass than to get something up your ass. Just keep repeating that to yourself.

Let us know if this sage advice helps!

Let us

... yes, yes... let us pray that it helps!

Oh, one more thing... NO MORE SHARPIE IN THE POOPER!

zip I had planned on asking about a tossed salad too, guess it's really not like ranch dressing. but there will be bacon bits.

if your ass itches enough to affect getting lap dances you better get to a proctologist. In the meantime you might want to invest in a nice butt plug....something in pink that the dancers would like.

Fuck Stan, you have truly taken this up a notch (or down a notch...). I salute you! Bravo!

from the dancer's perspective, if you're going to use prep h at least make sure it's the vanilla scented variety. we love that. oh, and here'a another tip. tell a dancer you're ass itches, and would she scratch it? that really turns us on.

Great idea. Isn't Prep H made with shark cartilage?

Shark cartilage is probably an aphrodisiac is China. Forget Mr. V. With your John Brown hind parts all lubed up., you'll be sporting wood for 6 hours.

Prep H works as anal lube if the stripper is wasted

So... Any new thoughts on prep H?

what's preparation H

Aieee! Once again the kid demonstrates his unawareness of aging issues. ;-)

A couple of years ago I grabbed the wrong tube and applied tooth paste to my itching ass hole. Talk about burn. It was one of those sample sizes that you get at the dentist's office.

what's preparation H

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Find non-deforested extras strippers. DATY and get some fiber, should clear that up for you.