Pumps
1089 Grand St Brooklyn, NY 11211

I had been to Pumps once...

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Spunkspurter
Nov 15, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

I had been to Pumps once on a Friday night for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. That particular night Pumps was packed with dudes and there was only a handful of dancers. So we immediately left and went to another spot.

However, I decided to not let this one over crowded night ruin Pumps in my eyes. So last night we decided to give Pumps another chance and I am glad becuz the return trip didn't dissapoint.

The atmosphere is gritty, grimy, and greasy. The perfect spot to distribute dollar bills at a rapid rate and guzzle your alcohol of choice. Not the cheapest booze but the gin and tonics had my brain foggy and rapidly impaired my judgement. Mission accomplished. Rolled in there with a female and the ladies were a little standoffish at first. But once they saw that we were participants and not just lame ass spectators they started showing us some love.

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