Been a faithful TUSCL reader for years. Though I'd heard of about every novel idea in strip clubs. Until I read about a "dance auction" at Lansing MI club.
Winning bid went for $125. I don't know the details, but if it's just for one dance, that looney tunes. I don't wanna get in a bidding war over strippers.


Sounds fun to me. Though it better be a goddamn hour or two in VIP.