Talking to a really drunk/drugged dancer last night who was rambling about her insatiable desire to fuck the dancer on stage. Out of character for me but I replied "That's how bad I want to fuck you. How can we make that happen?".
Her demeanor instantly changed to seriously pissed and she said she wanted to sucker punch me. I played it off and the good time soon resumed. But, it did make me wonder how I would react if a dancer did unexpectedly hit me and make good contact. A sucker punch, even from a dancer, could do some serious damage.
Hitting back would be a ticket for an ass kicking from the bouncer and probably jail time. I've heard of dancers being arrested for assault in such cases but that would be an embarrassing hassle.
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Just got to let them hit first, perhaps a few times, and then let loose some whoopin on her ass. Hit em in the gut though.
I'd ask her to marry me.
My first instinct in any bad situation is to run. Maybe not literally run, but move quickly and get out of the situation. Escalate and there's a good chance there's a bouncer punching you 10 times harder than she could. You can heal, puke, come up with a story as to why you're bruised, etc., all much better on your own than I'd you get sent to the hospital.
Of course, I have a pretty good sense for both avoiding people who are angry types and for sensing when people are getting pissed, so I'm thinking this will not be something I'll be encountering.
A lot of dancers grew up in tough neighborhoods. They could kick my ass.
Suck her tits
LOL Hitman9 ^^^
I'd give her 2 choices. 1 cfs for free or going to jail
Ask her if she's trying to act like family.
I would tell everyone she was hitting on me
I've seen dancers turn an innocuous comment into some personal attack and get all pissy, and it's scary. Happened to me once too. If a dancer ever hit me I'd get a bouncer and threaten legal action. And maybe follow through if they didn't handle it right.
I was in a club in Centreville IL sitting at the tip rail getting ready to tip the dancer. She turned around just before I held my money above the rail on the edge the stage and put her bare VJ onto my hand. She spun around and reared back with her fist because I had touched her. I put my hand up and said I was just tipping you when you backed into me. The bouncer that was standing close by and had seen calmed her down and later told me she was a full time carpet muncher and hate men and would not even do private dances only table dances and worked there to keep an eye on her girlfriend. To bad she cause was a looker.
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