Why I Love Strip Clubs
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
This Monday morning I texted my CF Sansa, asking what days she was working. She replied Tues and Thurs, and I said I would see her Thursday.
Then another hot dancer named Cersei--blonde hair, big tits--texted me, saying, "Are you coming to see me today, sexy?" What could I do but say yes?
When I walked into the club, Cersei was talking to a guy, but she dropped him and came right over to me. As I'm talking to her I see my CF Sansa sitting at the bar with a customer. So what she had told me was not true.
When Cersei was up on stage, Sansa came over and told me that the customer had called her and so she had come in. She wanted to be sure to see me Thursday. She said she loved me.
When Cersei got off stage, she said that Sansa was so fake and that she was the one who really cared for me.
Of course, this is all BS. But I don't care. Where else but in a strip club would hot girls in their 20's be fighting over me?
Then another hot dancer named Cersei--blonde hair, big tits--texted me, saying, "Are you coming to see me today, sexy?" What could I do but say yes?
When I walked into the club, Cersei was talking to a guy, but she dropped him and came right over to me. As I'm talking to her I see my CF Sansa sitting at the bar with a customer. So what she had told me was not true.
When Cersei was up on stage, Sansa came over and told me that the customer had called her and so she had come in. She wanted to be sure to see me Thursday. She said she loved me.
When Cersei got off stage, she said that Sansa was so fake and that she was the one who really cared for me.
Of course, this is all BS. But I don't care. Where else but in a strip club would hot girls in their 20's be fighting over me?
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Cool story, Ser Jack, but what of Lady Margaery?
It might also happen in your dreams?
wow you know Game of Thrones has gone mainstream with strippers start taking on the names. If you find a stripper named Melisandre stay away she's bad news.
Now I know how you always kid around w/ your posts – so I’m sure you’d really rather be w/ a sweet lady your own age that would truly love you for who you are