I went to PP on Friday,...

I went to PP on Friday, April 11 but I'm just getting around to submitting this. I'm also the guy chronically late with my expense reports.

I have enjoyed going to the PP before and have even been there near lunchtime a few times with good success. This time? Not so much. To cut to the chase - I entered with $400 in my possession and left with $389...ish. I actually tipped a few ladies on stage and tipped the bartender well and smelled fine...unless I stepped in something on the way in. (Maybe Pink Pony poop? Sorry! Shoulda resisted...) I can only guess that I looked like a cop or it was a "men bashing" meeting at the bar.

I was actually ready to wait it out until the troop of preppy frat boys showed up and surrounded the stages. I figured karma had kicked me in my huevos hard enough for one day and left...