Lowering your standards

Talk about toys in the attic,sheez.

"Suppose Science came up with a drug or a therapy that could make you less picky about which women were hot?"

Isn't it called beer?

@ilbbaicnl.

just buy a sheep. you will be happier, all women the world over will be happier, and millions upon millions of sheep will be glad it wasn’t them you selected.

the poor dumb sheep you do buy? sucks to be her but that will have to be one of those lefty “for the greater good” sacrifices.

Again, the mind is a terrible thing to waste.

@Motor +1

what motorhead said.
God Bless Beer Goggles.

Just eat some KFC, it seems to work for juice whatever is in that stuff. Then it sounds like you'll be happy even with girls from Greenville's Godiva club. A club I went to one time over ten years ago and never went back to even though I've driven past it hundreds of times.

"Drink till they're cute"

@shark...

Dude, the KFC drumstick is what you USE to sodomize the stripper. The beer is what MAKES you want to sodomize the stripper.

Apparently it must take so much beer to take me to that point that I would fall asleep before I ever got there. There's too much melatonin in the beer. However if it works for some, have at it.

After 2AM there are no ugly chicks.

Some girls remain fat and repulsive around the clock. However there are many guys with lower standards.
Drinking beer actually seems to decrease my sex drive. I do not tell dancers because they might try to stop me from drinking anything. What beer does is make you not care as much. Is she fat? yeah, after several beers you may not care. Are you wasting money? Yeah but after several beers you don't care. Is she turning you on? No, not at all but after several beers you don't care. Do you even care if you get lap dances? After several beers, not really but if someone asks, you might go along. There are often titties involved. :)
This is why it's a good idea to not drink too much.

@ibbi: Ewe!!!!!!!

"However there are many guys with lower standards"

Just go to Wal-Mart today for proof this is TRUE

I think if you had realistic looking robo dancers with somewhat realistic looking and soft robo tits to feel, guys would get lap dances from the robo girls given a choice between fat and repulsive or robo girl.

Technology isn't that good yet. I guess when it is, guys will just buy the robo girls. They could probably even be programmed to tell you what you are doing wrong just like a boss or wife but wait to tell you after you already did the work.

Lmfao @ shark

I think this was covered in that Jack Black movie "Shallow Hal".

A substance that makes you less picky about women predates the birth of Christ by about 20,000 years and is called alcohol.

Seeing that I am the reincarnation of Adonis, Apollo, and Heracles, I lower my standards anytime I deal with mere, mortal women. Excelsior.