Farmerart's Vegetable Garden

You think he's been getting down and dirty with his hoes?

I'm told that he is rakishly handsome.

And his tomatoes are stewed.

He is going to have to do the traditional marriage because he cantaloupe.

Distracted by cats who keep invading his garden and taking peas.

Every farmer should be outstanding in his field.

These jokes are the corniest!

They should be squashed immediately

So please, lettuce stop the madness.

Art says fuck Ewe. As long as he can Steer his Cock, he'll never Boar any of his Chicks.

Funny stuff

If you think that Art's cool as a Cucmber in the oil patch, you should see him in the Pumpkin patch.

Speaking of the oil patch, Art always said to go against the Grain.

Speaking of Art, we haven't heard from him in a Cotton picking minute. I wonder if he's out sowing his Wild Oats.

Maybe he's on the Lamb.

Maybe he read this thread and is sitting at home with a rye smile

....watching James Bond films

Art, Art,ye olde fart How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells And pretty maids all in a row