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Farmerart's Vegetable Garden

motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

I think Art has been busy planting his garden.

Do you know why he can't keep his affairs secret?

The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.

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steve229

You think he's been getting down and dirty with his hoes?

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georgmicrodong

I'm told that he is rakishly handsome.

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mikeya02

And his tomatoes are stewed.

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shadowcat

He is going to have to do the traditional marriage because he cantaloupe.

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mikeya02

Distracted by cats who keep invading his garden and taking peas.

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jackslash

Every farmer should be outstanding in his field.

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ATACdawg

These jokes are the corniest!

They should be squashed immediately

So please, lettuce stop the madness.

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SlickSpic

Art says fuck Ewe. As long as he can Steer his Cock, he'll never Boar any of his Chicks.

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crazyjoe

Funny stuff

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SlickSpic

If you think that Art's cool as a Cucmber in the oil patch, you should see him in the Pumpkin patch.

Speaking of the oil patch, Art always said to go against the Grain.

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SlickSpic

Speaking of Art, we haven't heard from him in a Cotton picking minute. I wonder if he's out sowing his Wild Oats.

Maybe he's on the Lamb.

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motorhead

Maybe he read this thread and is sitting at home with a rye smile

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motorhead

....watching James Bond films

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mikeya02

Art, Art,ye olde fart How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockle shells And pretty maids all in a row

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