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Farmerart's Vegetable Garden

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I think Art has been busy planting his garden.

Do you know why he can't keep his affairs secret?

The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.

14 comments

  • steve229
    10 years ago

    You think he's been getting down and dirty with his hoes?

  • georgmicrodong
    10 years ago
    I'm told that he *is* rakishly handsome.
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    And his tomatoes are stewed.
  • shadowcat
    10 years ago
    He is going to have to do the traditional marriage because he cantaloupe.
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Distracted by cats who keep invading his garden and taking peas.
  • jackslash
    10 years ago
    Every farmer should be outstanding in his field.
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    These jokes are the corniest!

    They should be squashed immediately

    So please, lettuce stop the madness.
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Art says fuck Ewe. As long as he can Steer his Cock, he'll never Boar any of his Chicks.
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Funny stuff
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    If you think that Art's cool as a Cucmber in the oil patch, you should see him in the Pumpkin patch.

    Speaking of the oil patch, Art always said to go against the Grain.

  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    Speaking of Art, we haven't heard from him in a Cotton picking minute. I wonder if he's out sowing his Wild Oats.

    Maybe he's on the Lamb.
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    Maybe he read this thread and is sitting at home with a rye smile
  • motorhead
    10 years ago
    ....watching James Bond films
  • mikeya02
    10 years ago
    Art, Art,ye olde fart
    How does your garden grow?
    With silver bells and cockle shells
    And pretty maids all in a row
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