I think Art has been busy planting his garden.
Do you know why he can't keep his affairs secret?
The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
I think Art has been busy planting his garden.
Do you know why he can't keep his affairs secret?
The corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
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last commentYou think he's been getting down and dirty with his hoes?
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I'm told that he is rakishly handsome.
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And his tomatoes are stewed.
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He is going to have to do the traditional marriage because he cantaloupe.
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Distracted by cats who keep invading his garden and taking peas.
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Every farmer should be outstanding in his field.
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These jokes are the corniest!
They should be squashed immediately
So please, lettuce stop the madness.
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Art says fuck Ewe. As long as he can Steer his Cock, he'll never Boar any of his Chicks.
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Funny stuff
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If you think that Art's cool as a Cucmber in the oil patch, you should see him in the Pumpkin patch.
Speaking of the oil patch, Art always said to go against the Grain.
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Speaking of Art, we haven't heard from him in a Cotton picking minute. I wonder if he's out sowing his Wild Oats.
Maybe he's on the Lamb.
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Maybe he read this thread and is sitting at home with a rye smile
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....watching James Bond films
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Art, Art,ye olde fart
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row
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