What Was the Surprise?

STD or pregnancy.

An egg with your name on it. Hope you like your eggs scrambled. :)

More money spent than usual? Though i have heard money goes far in the detroit area

She's gonna reserect your wood.

The scariest element in the Periodic Table is the element of surprise.

Darn jack – you sure get a lot of texts from dancers – they must really like you

I agree with ime, lol!

Your surprise is stripper shit

^^^ agreed, she was spinning you a line.

"I'm tied up all Easter weekend."

Gee, Jack, didn't know you were into that sort of thing...

Bj

Every Easter she shows up at the houses of her regulars dressed as a playboy bunny and shits oy a chocolate egg.

New outfit is the first thing that pops into my head. All her if she can save the surprise for your next visit.

@Moto-Where do you come up with these zingers? Seriously, much respect.

Any time a dancer has texted that she had a "surprise" for me, it's never been anything good. The best surprises from a dancer are truly a surprise when they happen, like the first time my ATF provided extras.

Funny, I got a similar "come see me I have a surprise just for you" text. Given her history, I'm fairly certain it was total bullshit.

Probably absolutely nothing. She was just saying that to fuck with you.

The surprise was that she wants your ATM pin code so she can thoroughly deplete all of your money.

I had a dancer that had my burn phone number that would not leave me alone. That served to reinforce my rule of never giving out my real phone number.

Maybe she got brand new DDD breasts?

But seriously – she was just probably hurting for $$$ - I imagine this is when our “faves” most think of us

And that's why I'll never trade contact info with a stripper. I come in when I do, I'm already sold, only thing they could ever do is talk themselves out of my business.

Will we ever know what the surprise was to be? Inquiring minds want to know! :)

An update, Jack?

I bet it was something in a Cracker Jack box.

Strippers will sometimes say the darnest things – a few years back @ a SC w/ a very attractive stripper:

Stripper – “wanna a kiss”

Me – “SURE!!!” (Iike a good PL :))

Stripper opens hard hand and shows me a Hershey’s kiss

Me – I laugh it off pretending I knew all along she was kidding but felt super-PLish :)

Papi,

Almost the same thing happened to me, except when she opened her hand from around my Sir Happy, she kissed the head. No candy for me. :(