What Was the Surprise?
jackslashDetroit strip clubs
A dancer texted me this morning: "Hey sweetheart! Hope u can stop in today. I'll be there at 2:00"
Me: "Hi baby. I can't. I'm tied up all Easter weekend."
Dancer: "Awwwww that sucks and I had a surprise for you!!!"
So now I'm wondering, what was the surprise?
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An egg with your name on it. Hope you like your eggs scrambled. :)
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More money spent than usual? Though i have heard money goes far in the detroit area
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She's gonna reserect your wood.
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The scariest element in the Periodic Table is the element of surprise.
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Darn jack – you sure get a lot of texts from dancers – they must really like you
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I agree with ime, lol!
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Your surprise is stripper shit
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^^^ agreed, she was spinning you a line.
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"I'm tied up all Easter weekend."
Gee, Jack, didn't know you were into that sort of thing...
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Bj
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Every Easter she shows up at the houses of her regulars dressed as a playboy bunny and shits oy a chocolate egg.
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New outfit is the first thing that pops into my head. All her if she can save the surprise for your next visit.
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@Moto-Where do you come up with these zingers? Seriously, much respect.
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Any time a dancer has texted that she had a "surprise" for me, it's never been anything good. The best surprises from a dancer are truly a surprise when they happen, like the first time my ATF provided extras.
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Funny, I got a similar "come see me I have a surprise just for you" text. Given her history, I'm fairly certain it was total bullshit.
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Probably absolutely nothing. She was just saying that to fuck with you.
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The surprise was that she wants your ATM pin code so she can thoroughly deplete all of your money.
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I had a dancer that had my burn phone number that would not leave me alone. That served to reinforce my rule of never giving out my real phone number.
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Maybe she got brand new DDD breasts?
But seriously – she was just probably hurting for $$$ - I imagine this is when our “faves†most think of us
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And that's why I'll never trade contact info with a stripper. I come in when I do, I'm already sold, only thing they could ever do is talk themselves out of my business.
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Will we ever know what the surprise was to be? Inquiring minds want to know! :)
An update, Jack?
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I bet it was something in a Cracker Jack box.
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Strippers will sometimes say the darnest things – a few years back @ a SC w/ a very attractive stripper:
Stripper – “wanna a kissâ€
Me – “SURE!!!†(Iike a good PL :))
Stripper opens hard hand and shows me a Hershey’s kiss
Me – I laugh it off pretending I knew all along she was kidding but felt super-PLish :)
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Papi,
Almost the same thing happened to me, except when she opened her hand from around my Sir Happy, she kissed the head. No candy for me. :(
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