What Was the Surprise?

25 comments

• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  STD or pregnancy.
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  An egg with your name on it. Hope you like your eggs scrambled. :)
• ime

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  10 years ago

  More money spent than usual? Though i have heard money goes far in the detroit area
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  She's gonna reserect your wood.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  The scariest element in the Periodic Table is the element of surprise.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  Darn jack – you sure get a lot of texts from dancers – they must really like you
• sofaking87

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  10 years ago

  I agree with ime, lol!
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Your surprise is stripper shit
• londonguy

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  10 years ago

  ^^^ agreed, she was spinning you a line.
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  "I'm tied up all Easter weekend." Gee, Jack, didn't know you were into that sort of thing...
• 7

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  10 years ago

  Bj
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  Every Easter she shows up at the houses of her regulars dressed as a playboy bunny and shits oy a chocolate egg.
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  New outfit is the first thing that pops into my head. All her if she can save the surprise for your next visit.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  @Moto-Where do you come up with these zingers? Seriously, much respect.
• rockstar666

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  10 years ago

  Any time a dancer has texted that she had a "surprise" for me, it's never been anything good. The best surprises from a dancer are truly a surprise when they happen, like the first time my ATF provided extras.
• Dolfan

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  10 years ago

  Funny, I got a similar "come see me I have a surprise just for you" text. Given her history, I'm fairly certain it was total bullshit.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Probably absolutely nothing. She was just saying that to fuck with you.
• stenton1

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  10 years ago

  The surprise was that she wants your ATM pin code so she can thoroughly deplete all of your money.
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  I had a dancer that had my burn phone number that would not leave me alone. That served to reinforce my rule of never giving out my real phone number.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  Maybe she got brand new DDD breasts? But seriously – she was just probably hurting for $$$ - I imagine this is when our “faves” most think of us
• StripReviewer

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  10 years ago

  And that's why I'll never trade contact info with a stripper. I come in when I do, I'm already sold, only thing they could ever do is talk themselves out of my business.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Will we ever know what the surprise was to be? Inquiring minds want to know! :) An update, Jack?
• tumblingdice

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  10 years ago

  I bet it was something in a Cracker Jack box.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  Strippers will sometimes say the darnest things – a few years back @ a SC w/ a very attractive stripper: Stripper – “wanna a kiss” Me – “SURE!!!” (Iike a good PL :)) Stripper opens hard hand and shows me a Hershey’s kiss Me – I laugh it off pretending I knew all along she was kidding but felt super-PLish :)
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Papi, Almost the same thing happened to me, except when she opened her hand from around my Sir Happy, she kissed the head. No candy for me. :(