Rapper cuts his dick off.

21 comments

• gawker

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  10 years ago

  You sure it wasn't Action Bronson?
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  I wonder if he wanted to commit suicide BECAUSE he cut his dick off. Perhaps the severed Johnson was a mistake...
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  Obviously he wasn’t in his right mind – cutting of his penis – and trying to commit suicide by jumping of a *2nd* floor balcony (that usually won’t do it)
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Haha haha
• Clackport

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  10 years ago

  For a second I thought the article was about Houston Texans receiver Andre Johnson. I'm a Texans fan, so that scared me a little bit lol, he is our best player.
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Maybe Andre Johnson was depressed over the thought of Houston drafting Johnnie Foosball number one
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck wit!
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  A black guy is a member of the Clan?
• ime

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  10 years ago

  its 2014 its a kinder gentler clan
• VeryBigDawg

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  10 years ago

  Any report on his tongue?
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Ask shadow
• sharkhunter

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  10 years ago

  I wonder how they know he did it if he was almost dead?
  
  
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  Update: No more blow jobs.
  
  A spokesperson for the hospital said it does not comment on patients, but TMZ reports that attempts to reattach Johnson's penis failed.
  
  Johnson is also known by the stage name Christ Bearer, and is in the rap group Northstar. Wu-Tang Clan founding member RZA produced Northstar's debut album.
  
  Members of Northstar told TMZ they were there when Johnson, without warning, cut off his penis and leaped. They said by the time they got downstairs he was running around screaming.
  
  They also said hard drugs were not involved, and believe Johnson must have mental problems.
  
• GrapeDrank69

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  10 years ago

  Stay tuned in a dude with no dick should jump again
  
  No drugs ? I call bull shit bitch was on bath salts
  
  I guess this dickless faggot will collect a SSI check now
• DoctorPhil

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  10 years ago

  
  this looks like the start of the new cool kids club. tattoos are soon to be oh so yesterday. castration will be the newest “how to be different just like everybody else” fad. mutilation parlors are just around the corner and hollywood is already starting pre-production of “obese gay eunuchs versus bulimic heterosexual eunuchs naked volleyball”.
  
  whatever happened to the Y chromosome?
  
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  It looks to me that in addition to attempted suicide, Wu-Tang cut off his Wang Too.
• deogol

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  10 years ago

  DrPhil, people who cut off parts of themselves and sell the items in baby food jars were around long before that dude. Just hit some of the more darker parts of the internet.... Totally bizarre.
  
  (Probably went into music cuz no one else would put up with his bizarre bullshit. Crazy girls go into stripping and crazy guys go into rap.)
• AnonymousJim

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  10 years ago

  With apologies to SlickSpic, I liked a headline I saw elsewhere better:
  
  Wu-Tang man GOT nothing to fuck with
• LarryBird33

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  10 years ago

  I sell my sex in jars
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  The funniest, and most insensitive, line I've seen about this is "still a better love story than Twilight."
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Never do that many or bad drugs!