Seriously, most SC girls give horrible HJ's, while they are expert at visual tantalization. After two songs of high-mileage contact I love to whip it out and lube up while the dancer gives me a spread-fingered eyeful of her primo pussy. The last time I did this it mentioned that most girls don't know beans about giving a good HJ and my dancer was all, "Ooh! Ooh! Show me the secrets!" I let her practice on me but took over when it was time for business. She was a very good pupil . . .
I've never had anybody light my pilot lights. I handle all my gas appliances. I've laid my own bricks, flagstone, cement, etc. I also had a grampa who was a mason so I have an unfair advantage. I'm no great bricklayer or masa mixer, but I'm good enough.
Speaking of Grampa and bricks, I use to spend many summers with Nono on the job site, helping him and his boys. Good times with Grampa. This is my second summer without the old buzzard. I miss that old man.
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last comment@crazy - the lobotomy may have been better left to a professional
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I can wipe my own ass
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I can get out while the gettin's good.
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I've been known to pleasure myself from time to time.
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I can give my truck a lube job
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I can give myself a blow job.
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Seriously, most SC girls give horrible HJ's, while they are expert at visual tantalization. After two songs of high-mileage contact I love to whip it out and lube up while the dancer gives me a spread-fingered eyeful of her primo pussy. The last time I did this it mentioned that most girls don't know beans about giving a good HJ and my dancer was all, "Ooh! Ooh! Show me the secrets!" I let her practice on me but took over when it was time for business. She was a very good pupil . . .
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GammarayDude...should have told her that she give shitty HJs but you're sure her BJs are top notch!
Shadow my friend...you're flexible for an older gent. All I can say is "whatever you do behind closed doors ain't no business of mine!"
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Anything related to computers. If you don't have tech smarts nowadays, you're way behind the curve.
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I've never had anybody light my pilot lights. I handle all my gas appliances. I've laid my own bricks, flagstone, cement, etc. I also had a grampa who was a mason so I have an unfair advantage. I'm no great bricklayer or masa mixer, but I'm good enough.
Speaking of Grampa and bricks, I use to spend many summers with Nono on the job site, helping him and his boys. Good times with Grampa. This is my second summer without the old buzzard. I miss that old man.
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@Slick.. you made think what great men my dad and grandpa were.
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Jeez.."you made me think"
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Zipman - Blowing on it is easy. Now sucking on it is out of the question. :)
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Repairing the toilet, installing parts in the computer, fixing electrical sockets and assembling IKEA furniture.
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