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If I can do it myself I will

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crazyjoeColorado

What do you do yourself?

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steve229

@crazy - the lobotomy may have been better left to a professional

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crazyjoe

I can wipe my own ass

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tumblingdice

I can get out while the gettin's good.

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gawker

I've been known to pleasure myself from time to time.

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crazyjoe

I can give my truck a lube job

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shadowcat

I can give myself a blow job.

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gammaray007

Seriously, most SC girls give horrible HJ's, while they are expert at visual tantalization. After two songs of high-mileage contact I love to whip it out and lube up while the dancer gives me a spread-fingered eyeful of her primo pussy. The last time I did this it mentioned that most girls don't know beans about giving a good HJ and my dancer was all, "Ooh! Ooh! Show me the secrets!" I let her practice on me but took over when it was time for business. She was a very good pupil . . .

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zipman68

GammarayDude...should have told her that she give shitty HJs but you're sure her BJs are top notch!

Shadow my friend...you're flexible for an older gent. All I can say is "whatever you do behind closed doors ain't no business of mine!"

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AnonymousJim

Anything related to computers. If you don't have tech smarts nowadays, you're way behind the curve.

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SlickSpic

I've never had anybody light my pilot lights. I handle all my gas appliances. I've laid my own bricks, flagstone, cement, etc. I also had a grampa who was a mason so I have an unfair advantage. I'm no great bricklayer or masa mixer, but I'm good enough.

Speaking of Grampa and bricks, I use to spend many summers with Nono on the job site, helping him and his boys. Good times with Grampa. This is my second summer without the old buzzard. I miss that old man.

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mikeya02

@Slick.. you made think what great men my dad and grandpa were.

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mikeya02

Jeez.."you made me think"

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shadowcat

Zipman - Blowing on it is easy. Now sucking on it is out of the question. :)

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SuperDude

Repairing the toilet, installing parts in the computer, fixing electrical sockets and assembling IKEA furniture.

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