If I can do it myself I will

@crazy - the lobotomy may have been better left to a professional

I can wipe my own ass

I can get out while the gettin's good.

I've been known to pleasure myself from time to time.

I can give my truck a lube job

I can give myself a blow job.

Seriously, most SC girls give *horrible* HJ's, while they are expert at visual tantalization. After two songs of high-mileage contact I love to whip it out and lube up while the dancer gives me a spread-fingered eyeful of her primo pussy. The last time I did this it mentioned that most girls don't know beans about giving a *good* HJ and my dancer was all, "Ooh! Ooh! Show me the secrets!" I let her practice on me but took over when it was time for business. She was a very good pupil . . .

GammarayDude...should have told her that she give shitty HJs but you're sure her BJs are top notch!

Shadow my friend...you're flexible for an older gent. All I can say is "whatever you do behind closed doors ain't no business of mine!"

Anything related to computers. If you don't have tech smarts nowadays, you're way behind the curve.

I've never had anybody light my pilot lights. I handle all my gas appliances. I've laid my own bricks, flagstone, cement, etc. I also had a grampa who was a mason so I have an unfair advantage. I'm no great bricklayer or masa mixer, but I'm good enough.

Speaking of Grampa and bricks, I use to spend many summers with Nono on the job site, helping him and his boys. Good times with Grampa. This is my second summer without the old buzzard. I miss that old man.

@Slick.. you made think what great men my dad and grandpa were.

Jeez.."you made me think"

Zipman - Blowing on it is easy. Now sucking on it is out of the question. :)

Repairing the toilet, installing parts in the computer, fixing electrical sockets and assembling IKEA furniture.