Who is the most like you?

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Clackport
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Which TUSCLer reminds you of yourself?

For me, I'm gonna have to go with my man Staxwell. We're both young and black. We both have confidence and swagger when it comes to bagging strippers.

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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Interesting topic. I relate to different people differently. Life has taken me on quite a journey. I have been in a lot of unusual circomstances and have seen things from a lot of points of view. It is hard to say who reminds me of myself the most.
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Dougster
11 years ago
What makes you think staxwell is black?
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Clubber
11 years ago
lopaw, for obvious reasons.
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mikeya02
11 years ago
I couldn't possibly name anyone. Some guys have a fun sense of humor I like.
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
You forgot to mention your ego Ranukam.
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shadowcat
11 years ago
Clubber - I don't see it. Maybe if you shaved the pussy off your face. :)
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Clackport
11 years ago
@dougster- Staxwell has stated he is black on a couple different occassions.
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Club_Goer_Seattle
11 years ago
I'd say Papi. He and I have similar likes in the dancers we prefer and we conduct ourselves similarly while clubbing. (We've discussed this at great length!)
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Clubber
11 years ago
sc,

The question, "Which TUSCLer reminds you of yourself?"

lopaw clubs for the same reason as me. Didn't ask about appearances, since few of know each other. :)

Now if it were for appearnce, is Sean Connery a member?
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mikeya02
11 years ago
I wonder if the little slobber puss is going to reply?
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Clackport
11 years ago
Here are some of my observations

Crazyjoe reminds me of juice, it's almost like they're the same person lol.

Lopaw is like the female Slickspic

Jackslash reminds me of Motörhead in a way. They're both older Detroit guys that like to joke around a lot.

Hard4dancers reminds me of tumblingdice. I think you all know why.

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Caprisun69
11 years ago
Tumbling dice that had me giggling up a storm!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👏👏👏👏
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RickyBoyDugan
11 years ago
Payer11 is the only one who is even remotely close to being like The RickyBoyDugan. He is the only other one who understands that paying a hooker for sex demonstrates your triumph in our capitalist system, and who has come up with his own mini systems for how to do the paying. He also has theories just as nutty as mine as to how strippers think. He is basically an older, darker humorless version of myself.
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Doc_Holliday
11 years ago
troop
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Call'em as I see'em Ran.
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Clackport
11 years ago
@tumbling- you can say I have a ego, that's fine with me. I grew up in a place where a lot of people I was around are either dead or in jail. I'm not even supposed to be here! I'm one of the few where I grew up to actually make it, meaning going to college and ending up with a good paying job. So yeah I'm going to talk about my successes, because my life could be so different. If you don't like what I have to say, then is it so fucking hard to ignore it? Plus if you don't have a ego, these girls will walk all over you.

Mini rant over. Back to the discussion topic at hand.
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Understood Ranukam.I took the opposite route,I owned a construction co. that spanned from Pougkeepsie to Cape May for 30 years and I got there from keeping my mouth shut and my ears open.I don't have to work another day in my life.Just remember Ranukam it's pride before a fall.
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georgmicrodong
11 years ago
Depends. 25 years ago, it would have been Dougster, hands down. Still some similarities. Now? Don't know enough about most of you to really say.
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jester2I4
11 years ago
For me it's a toss up between jerkoffson40 and omega22. jerkoffson was a whiny little bitch, just like me. We didn't get along and fought all the time I guess because we are so similar. omega22 was a depressive but aggressive little fuck, just like me. So it's a real horse race.
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jackslash
11 years ago
I hesitate to say I'm like any other TUSCLers. They might not be flattered. But I can identify with the stories of senior members like shadowcat, farmerart and gawker.
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sclvr5005
11 years ago
I see a lot of myself in both SlickSpic & lopaw. Alot of times they mirror my tastes and approach to clubbing. Maybe its because we all are COI regulars.
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TortillaChip
11 years ago
The great thing about the internet is discussion boards like this where people like ranukam can pretend to be whatever they want. long live internet!
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DoctorPhil
11 years ago
"Who is the most like you?"


alucard. ROTFLMFAO. you will NEVER be sure.
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scatterbrain
11 years ago
Nobody is as stupid as me, so I'm going with none of you.
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Hard4Dancers
11 years ago
Ranukam, you remind me of Alucard. Tough guys online, not so much in real life:

https://www.facebook.com/ranukam
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Caprisun69
11 years ago
Tortilla chip +1
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Caprisun69
11 years ago
I agree with hard 4 dancers it's ranucam
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Caprisun69
11 years ago
On another note; I haven't seen someone get roasted in there own thread in a while haha
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ime
11 years ago
lets not jump to conclusions there Sip, the pearl necklace he's wearing doesn't necessarily mean something.
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Ranucam DMC, sometimes it just ain't worth getting out of bed.

P.S. Stop pissing outside.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
I only wish I could be the male Lopaw. There was, is, and will only ever be one Lopaw.
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Dougster
11 years ago
It's funny that gmd says I remind him of himself when he was younger, because he reminds me of myself when I was younger! As for who is the closest now - probably juice - we are very similar in some ways but very different in others.

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Dougster
11 years ago
staxwell is another one I would say I am close to in many ways, but far away from in others (in some of the ways I am far away from I would like to be more like staxwell, in others ways I'm glad I'm me instead).

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BigTuna1
11 years ago
Bagboyjames reminds me of myself with that hard lifestyle

As anyone herd from James ? Hope he is ok
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motorhead
11 years ago
I got a text from Jimmy Bag of Donuts. He quit the Piggly Wiggly for a better off at Winn-Dixie. He is now assistant head-bagger. He's staying away from clubs for now. Been having pretty good luck with MILFs since the English cucumbers have come in.
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BigTuna1
11 years ago
Lol....^^^
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