Liquid Lapdance - Ok it's my time to voice my opinion.
chukko
Ohio
Physical Properties -
Basically it is a black bikini with a rather large black pouch on the front to hold your balls and joystick. You have to tie the strings on the sides just like a bikini too. The shape of the pouch arcs upward to try to accomadate straight lapdances, but because it was designed in a one size fits all manner the pouch is too big and your junk is still going to slide around. The pouch is big, but the hole where you insert is small enough to stay snug and prevent any leakage. The size of the pouch made it tough to get the proper amount of lube in. When you buy LLD it comes with a packet of lube which is generous so that you can use it on your first go. Expect for your hands and pants to smell like latex after handling it, and possibly for the dancer to sniff down there a couple of times.
Location -
I chose the Harem in Dayton, because it has a good variety of girls, and I can always bargain the best rate for dances.
The girl -
I came it with only $40 so I had only one chance to get a good girl to test it out. I chose a brunnette with a big juicy ass that looked good on stage and was in and out of the lapdance area all night. So I figured she was the best pick. I did 4 for 40.
The lapdance -
The girl had all the right moves and grinded a lot so it was a good test run. LLD felt good, but I wouldn't compare it to the sensation of a pussy or a mouth, but it comes as close as you can get otherwise(come on guys. what compares to the real deal???). So let's not compare it to a pussy and just say it is a different and slicker feeling. LLD did make her grabbing and biting/blowing TTP letss enjoyable, because rubber reduces the sensation that comes from the slight amont of friction of a hand/mouth/pussy. Also the extra slack in the rubber made it harder for the dancer to get a good lock on my joystick. So there were a couple of times when she was literally stroking a bundle of rubber lol. I did cum at about song 3 of 4 and it felt good to not have to worry about a wet stain. I just waited for the rest of my songs to finish. Then I gave her money and went on my way.
Final Thoughts -
LLD really is made for getting lapdances from girls who focus on giving a good solid grind as opposed to other theatrics. Don't expect to go from wearing LLD to wipping your junk out and getting skin to skin action. Pretty much you are committed to wearing this thing so just find a good grinder. If you are single or are open about your LD hobby with your SO then this is a must have product to have in your toolbox if you go to strip clubs for a variety of reasons besides extras. This is a must have, especially if you go to a club that is known for grinding and has no extras such as Babydolls in Medway. If I was a SC frequenter I might carry this in my jacket with a little lube in case I found a girl who likes to grind a lot. I had originally planned to post a picture of it in some back water forum and link to it, but I was in a time crunch and had to dispose of it as soon as used it so sorry folks how are curious about what it looks like. I bought the product after hearing about it in some post on tuscl. They are listed below for those who are curious:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
Recommendations for the creators-
Add textures inside the pouch such as ribbed, studded, etc.
Basically it is a black bikini with a rather large black pouch on the front to hold your balls and joystick. You have to tie the strings on the sides just like a bikini too. The shape of the pouch arcs upward to try to accomadate straight lapdances, but because it was designed in a one size fits all manner the pouch is too big and your junk is still going to slide around. The pouch is big, but the hole where you insert is small enough to stay snug and prevent any leakage. The size of the pouch made it tough to get the proper amount of lube in. When you buy LLD it comes with a packet of lube which is generous so that you can use it on your first go. Expect for your hands and pants to smell like latex after handling it, and possibly for the dancer to sniff down there a couple of times.
Location -
I chose the Harem in Dayton, because it has a good variety of girls, and I can always bargain the best rate for dances.
The girl -
I came it with only $40 so I had only one chance to get a good girl to test it out. I chose a brunnette with a big juicy ass that looked good on stage and was in and out of the lapdance area all night. So I figured she was the best pick. I did 4 for 40.
The lapdance -
The girl had all the right moves and grinded a lot so it was a good test run. LLD felt good, but I wouldn't compare it to the sensation of a pussy or a mouth, but it comes as close as you can get otherwise(come on guys. what compares to the real deal???). So let's not compare it to a pussy and just say it is a different and slicker feeling. LLD did make her grabbing and biting/blowing TTP letss enjoyable, because rubber reduces the sensation that comes from the slight amont of friction of a hand/mouth/pussy. Also the extra slack in the rubber made it harder for the dancer to get a good lock on my joystick. So there were a couple of times when she was literally stroking a bundle of rubber lol. I did cum at about song 3 of 4 and it felt good to not have to worry about a wet stain. I just waited for the rest of my songs to finish. Then I gave her money and went on my way.
Final Thoughts -
LLD really is made for getting lapdances from girls who focus on giving a good solid grind as opposed to other theatrics. Don't expect to go from wearing LLD to wipping your junk out and getting skin to skin action. Pretty much you are committed to wearing this thing so just find a good grinder. If you are single or are open about your LD hobby with your SO then this is a must have product to have in your toolbox if you go to strip clubs for a variety of reasons besides extras. This is a must have, especially if you go to a club that is known for grinding and has no extras such as Babydolls in Medway. If I was a SC frequenter I might carry this in my jacket with a little lube in case I found a girl who likes to grind a lot. I had originally planned to post a picture of it in some back water forum and link to it, but I was in a time crunch and had to dispose of it as soon as used it so sorry folks how are curious about what it looks like. I bought the product after hearing about it in some post on tuscl. They are listed below for those who are curious:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
Recommendations for the creators-
Add textures inside the pouch such as ribbed, studded, etc.
14 comments
Let's not judge people for their preferences of fetishes, we already have enough enemies out there trying to shut down clubs and get rid of LDs. Everyone has their fetishes and being that this is a free country, they should enjoy them without feeling they have to explain themselves to anyone.
I personally have a bit of a lap dance fetish. Sometimes I prefer it better than straight intercourse. Maybe that makes me weird...oh well, guess I'm weird.