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I went to Southern X for the first time in about a year. Things are definitely different. First off, my drink was watered down. You would think that a strip club would give you good drinks, because the more liquored up you are, the more generous you are with the tips. Well that's not the way they think here. Drinks are weak. My next complaint is with the girls. The girls seemed standoffish. I went on a night that was kind of slow, so I was expecting the girls to talk to me more (Maybe I'm too ugly. Who knows?). I sparked up a conversation with one of the girls and she was real cool, but when it came time to get a lap dance, she wouldn't let me touch. I understand that the rules may state no touching allowed, but I barely grazed her thigh, and I got a speech about how my hands had to stay to the side or security may kick me out and blah blah blah. If you want to go to the place to watch the entertainment on stage, go for it, but if you want good drinks and a good lap dance, don't waste your money.