Wife flies out today to visit her Mom... Suggestions? What do you married mongers do when the SO is out of town?
When my wife is home I ski, golf, play poker, go to the track and frequent strip clubs. When my wife is away I ski, golf, play poker, go to the track and frequent strip clubs.
Sit on the couch in my underwear, throw dirty socks on the floor, drink milk straight from the carton, leave the toilet seat up....
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last commentSpend a lot of time at the "library."
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According to friends, I mope around. I like that my friends tell her that. To me, more clubbing.
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When my wife is home I ski, golf, play poker, go to the track and frequent strip clubs. When my wife is away I ski, golf, play poker, go to the track and frequent strip clubs.
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Good time to clean out the garage and fix that leaky faucet.
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Sit on the couch in my underwear,
throw dirty socks on the floor,
drink milk straight from the carton,
leave the toilet seat up....
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we run amok!!
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...Jerry finally gets to eat his cheese in peace. That damn Tom.
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