OT: NBA Playoff Predictions (Tongue In Cheek Stripclub Index)
minnow
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Friday, April 18, 2014 6:17 PM
Here we go again- time for my NBA Playoff predictions, based solely upon the respective teams cities strength in stripclubs. I consider stuff like number of stripclubs, ratings of stripclubs,even slightly consider nearby city/towns fan base.(ie- would give some weight to Providence clubs for Boston Celtics, Baltimore clubs for Washington Wizards, Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach clubs for Orlando Magic, etc.) In the final analysis, I ask the question "if I won a trip to the city of my choice with hotel accomodations relatively close to sporting arena, and some spending money for favorite club, which city would I choose?" Here's my predictions, with the rationale to follow in a subsequent post. Please feel free to comment on choices (based on stripclub strength)
DALLAS vs SAN ANTONIO: Mavs in 5 ATLANTA vs INDY: Hawks in 6
MEMPHIS vs OKLAHOMA CITY: Grizzlies in 5 CHARLOTE vs MIAMI: Heat Sweep in 4
GOLDEN STATE vs LA CLIPPERS: Clippers in 6 BROOKLYN vs TORONTO: Raptors in 7
PORTLAND vs HOUSTON: Rockets in 5 WASHINGTON vs CHICAGO: Wizards in 7
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