Today in the strip club I saw Chi-Chi, a Mexican dancer with natural C cups, whom I have known for 7 years. Chi-Chi is very sensual, but she is not really my type, which is blonde bimbos with D cups.
The reason I like Chi-Chi is that she is the dancer who introduced me to current strip club activities. It was 7 years ago that Chi-Chi took me upstairs to VIP. She undid my belt, unzipped me, and began licking my dick. I was very naive, and I did not know that you could do such things in strip clubs. I was shocked. This was my introduction to modern strip clubbing.
Darn. I thought this post was gonna be about golf.