Not the finest place I've ever...

Not the finest place I've ever been. A long bar with minimal standing room along it, every inch of which was filled with 2 or 3 men trying to get a glimpse of the few strippers on display (no more than a couple, from what I could tell). The strippers, for their part, were lavishing attention on their chosen sugar daddies for the moment, while the rest of the club strained to look at their thongs. I've given them the benefit of the doubt in rating them "5" for appearance, because the truth is I could barely see them.

Topless barstaff's only function is to persuade you to pay a tip roughly the same amount as the price of the drink, which they achieve by refusing to give your money back. I've generously given a "3" for value for money, purely because nobody threatened to beat the crap of me on my way out (about 10 minutes after I arrived).