Find some divey place with cheap/free cover and a beer special. Grab a table and sip my drink while occasionally moving to the stage to toss down a couple $1. Wouldn't be a ton of fun but I could make it last a few hours, especially if some decent sports were on.
I could go to a club where I have no cover charge, buy a few beers with a drink special and tip some girls on stage or buy one $3 beer on special, tip a couple girls, and buy a set of two for 25 lap dances.
Well txtittyfan's daughter charges $60 for BBBF. So first I would see if I could haggle her down to $30. If that didn't work, go to the casino and bet it on red on the roulette wheel and take my chances to try and double it up.
I've visited clubs and spent no more than $30 many times, but those are quick stops when passing by. Nothing planned. As an afternoon guy, no cover and never a parking charge. $0 so far. Sit at the bar. one of the clubs is 2 for 1, so a Jack will be about $10 with a $5 to the barmaid. The other $15 will easily cover tips while I an there.
On planned visits (few and far between), same scenario, but I'll stay longer and sometimes get some dances or perhaps buy a drink for a dancer. Those times, usually $100 will cover it. Very rarely am I in a club at home over an hour.
At my favorite club, I would actually have two options for that meager budget. I would go on a Tuesday or Wednesday afternoon when my favorite dancer is working and it's pretty much always dead. It's a membership club with no cover and they have $2 wells and domestics on those days.
So option one would be 2 lap dances for $20, a drink for each of us for $4 and $2 to the bartender and the other $4 to tip her with. The other option that I would be more likely to go for is just having a few drinks with her and tipping the rest when and if she goes on stage. They don't usually bother going on stage during the day when it's dead or the few customers are all regulars that are primarily just there to drink.
Fuck yeah Steve. However, only a dude named Steve could pull that shit off. What 'bout the rest of us?
I mean, I have superpowers, so I'd use 'em to ZIP past the bouncer so fast he couldn't see me at all. Wally West ain't got nothin' on me bros! However, I don't steal, 'cos I'm a SUPERHERO, so I'd have a mellow $30 night. Maybe come back and grease the bouncer with a $10 when I have it (and I mean "grease" in the same non-sexual way ol' Rick dude does...so minds out o' the gutter).
Steve: Aren't you forgetting that the manager will just yell for the bouncers before he taps out? At that point, all you will be left with will be a lot of pain.
Of course, if you are into pain, it may be the most fun you can have :<)
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Find the hottest woman in the building.
Tell her to give me all she's got for one glorious song.
On planned visits (few and far between), same scenario, but I'll stay longer and sometimes get some dances or perhaps buy a drink for a dancer. Those times, usually $100 will cover it. Very rarely am I in a club at home over an hour.
So option one would be 2 lap dances for $20, a drink for each of us for $4 and $2 to the bartender and the other $4 to tip her with. The other option that I would be more likely to go for is just having a few drinks with her and tipping the rest when and if she goes on stage. They don't usually bother going on stage during the day when it's dead or the few customers are all regulars that are primarily just there to drink.
Clothesline the door guy - free admission
Put the manager in the sharpshooter until he tapped out - free drinks & VIP room
Try to tip the dancer $30 - she refuses, saying no charge because I was "The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."
I mean, I have superpowers, so I'd use 'em to ZIP past the bouncer so fast he couldn't see me at all. Wally West ain't got nothin' on me bros! However, I don't steal, 'cos I'm a SUPERHERO, so I'd have a mellow $30 night. Maybe come back and grease the bouncer with a $10 when I have it (and I mean "grease" in the same non-sexual way ol' Rick dude does...so minds out o' the gutter).
Of course, if you are into pain, it may be the most fun you can have :<)