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OT:Home Depot Day Laborer

SlickSpic
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12 yrs ago · 1 min read

I was at Home Depot yesterday. I saw a ray of sunshine amongst a crowd of brown faces. As I drove closer, I saw one, fat white dude with a bunch of Mexicans, waiting for work. I rolled down my window and yelled out, "Bag Boy James, is that you?"

The white dude looked at me incredulously.

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ime

the motherfucking legend continues

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crazyjoe

That is hilarious. I thought he would be in front of the Piggly Wiggly

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zipman68

The BagBoyDude lives hard and works hard. Prolly does the day labor gig when he want to play. Dude plays hard too -- wit' $5 whores mothahfuckah!!!

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zipman68

BTW, should it be $5 ho? Whore seems way too high class for a chick that only charges $5 to do the nasty wit' da BagBoy!

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Clubber

I wonder why, or perhaps it has been done, some ladies of the day don't hang out there looking for johns?

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motorhead

James was probably looking for some cash to get back home.

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mikeya02

^^^Yes it is. But I saw Super_Mane drinking a forty on the curb in front of Joe's Liquor store. He looked burnt out.

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zipman68

I'm sure James will show up soon. The van down by the river that he lives in probably broke down, so he's cooking old cans o' refrieds trying to save enough money to repair said van. As soon as he saves enough I'm sure he'll resume his whoring ways.

I do wander how ol' James get posts to TUSCL. I bet the dude goes by the public library and posts. Then he goes over to pornhub and plays some really twisted porno. Then he jacks it 'til the cops come and throw him out of the library.

Life as a twisted bag boy dude is really HARD!!!

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SlickSpic

@Zip-James at the library...haha.

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motorhead

If I would hire James at $10 an hour, do I also have to buy his lunch?

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SlickSpic

411 on our little brother James. That muthafucka speaks Spanish. Better than Mexicans! I saw him translating. That James, he sure is clever. Or should we call him, Jaime?

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motorhead

Lol Slick. I was gonna ask yesterday if James habla any espanol. I thought it might be a competitive advantage.

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BagBoyJames

Lol

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