Here Are the States Where Blowjobs Are Illegal But Necrophilia's Cool

Wait, gawker has his own website??

That's what I was about to type Steve lol

Oh well, there is another law I broke when I lived in Chapel Hill NC - not to mention turning down all that dead pussy…...

Lol

Now we know y juice lives in the NC lol

"In Louisiana and North Carolina, two willing adults can't get no oral satisfaction, but they can diddle a dead person."

This is why True Blood took place in Louisiana.

The South Shall Rise Again! From the dead. Or the undead.

Lol

I might be going to jail. My wife was dead the last 15 years we fucked.