From the LLD site...
"Liquid Lapdance was invented in Las Vegas by a group of friends. The original idea came because one of the guys didn't like lap dances. He said the dry grinding left his penis raw.
We thought, “There has to be a better way.†We tried many solutions to the problem. Initially, we planned to make an entire pant you could squirt lube into. Over the years, we secretly tried dozens of prototypes in the clubs around Las Vegas.
Whispers about our product spread through Las Vegas. Soon we were distributing to dancers and other club employees who would give or sell our product to their best customers.
Our sales office office is located in Las Vegas, NV."
I like the "entire pant you [can] squirt lube into" idea. I can see it now...walking 'round "da club" with KY dripping out 'round your ankles. WEEEE-YAWWW!!!
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I just had a great entrepreneurial idea...you pervs can get in on the ground floor. I don't want to give everything away, but imagine something that could combine the raw sexuality of an "entire pant" filled with lube and the adventure time that is sodomizing strippers with the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay.
The, as the lads in Spinal Tapp might say, turn it up to eleven. TURN IT UP TO MOTHERFUCKING ELEVEN MY BROTHERS!!!
I'll tell you how to make out your checks when you PM me.
Just wonder why they don't get LDK to endorse the product....
zippy: " Soon we were distributing to dancers and other club employees who would give or sell our product to their best customers."
Like getting comp'ed at a casino?
Maybe they should take this one to Shark Tank? Wonder what Kevin O'Leary would think of the idea? Make a royalty offer?
@ Dougster... lol on the sharktank idea lmfao
Zipper... are you talking about ldk in pants or swimming in your pants?
I can picture LDK's smiling face on a package of LLD with two thumbs up!
Lol
Flood the club with lube to a depth of 3 ft.
@Ilbbaicnl dude...we need to open a strip club together. We could call it "The Lube Jobbe".
Place could have a room flooded 3 feet deep in KY like you suggest. Giant lube fountain in the middle. Bit of a drowning hazard, so patrons would have to sign a liability waiver. And the place could serve FRIED CHICKEN (XXXtra KRIS-pay in a bucket).
^^^just use chicken grease. It may be cheaper.
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