Good ol' American Ingenuity
zipman68
the speed force!
From the LLD site...
"Liquid Lapdance was invented in Las Vegas by a group of friends. The original idea came because one of the guys didn't like lap dances. He said the dry grinding left his penis raw.
We thought, “There has to be a better way.†We tried many solutions to the problem. Initially, we planned to make an entire pant you could squirt lube into. Over the years, we secretly tried dozens of prototypes in the clubs around Las Vegas.
Whispers about our product spread through Las Vegas. Soon we were distributing to dancers and other club employees who would give or sell our product to their best customers.
Our sales office office is located in Las Vegas, NV."
I like the "entire pant you [can] squirt lube into" idea. I can see it now...walking 'round "da club" with KY dripping out 'round your ankles. WEEEE-YAWWW!!!
"Liquid Lapdance was invented in Las Vegas by a group of friends. The original idea came because one of the guys didn't like lap dances. He said the dry grinding left his penis raw.
We thought, “There has to be a better way.†We tried many solutions to the problem. Initially, we planned to make an entire pant you could squirt lube into. Over the years, we secretly tried dozens of prototypes in the clubs around Las Vegas.
Whispers about our product spread through Las Vegas. Soon we were distributing to dancers and other club employees who would give or sell our product to their best customers.
Our sales office office is located in Las Vegas, NV."
I like the "entire pant you [can] squirt lube into" idea. I can see it now...walking 'round "da club" with KY dripping out 'round your ankles. WEEEE-YAWWW!!!
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The, as the lads in Spinal Tapp might say, turn it up to eleven. TURN IT UP TO MOTHERFUCKING ELEVEN MY BROTHERS!!!
I'll tell you how to make out your checks when you PM me.
Like getting comp'ed at a casino?
Zipper... are you talking about ldk in pants or swimming in your pants?
Place could have a room flooded 3 feet deep in KY like you suggest. Giant lube fountain in the middle. Bit of a drowning hazard, so patrons would have to sign a liability waiver. And the place could serve FRIED CHICKEN (XXXtra KRIS-pay in a bucket).