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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
A caller reported a man “outside her window having sex with a fence” Wednesday at a duplex in North Austin, according to an arrest affidavit.

Eleodoro Estala, 32, was arrested for indecent exposure after he was seen exposing himself and making lewd gestures around 11:25 a.m. Wednesday at a residence off North Lamar Boulevard, according to the affidavit.

The caller told police she was looking out of her duplex window and saw Estala, her neighbor, urinating on the side of the fence that separates their property, according to the affidavit.

The woman started filming Estala with her cell phone, and the man saw her and took off his clothes, the affidavit reads.

According to the affidavit, Estala put his mouth on the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out.

The woman then saw Estala begin to “have sex with the fence,” according to the affidavit.

The woman showed police several photos and videos of the incident on her phone, the affidavit said.

When police arrived to the scene, Estala appeared to be intoxicated, officers wrote in the affidavit.

Estala was uncooperative and told police he was inside his apartment, the affidavit reads.

Estala’s bail was set at $2,500, according to the affidavit. Travis County Jail records do not show that Estala is currently in custody.

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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Didn't the mailman fuck a door?
twentyfive
8 years ago
Isn't the current of the White House fucking the truth ?
warhawks
8 years ago

Non human?

How about Bull shit?

I read somewhere that Juice is fucking bullshit... (with every post he makes).
4got2wipe
8 years ago
^^^
Brilliant comment warhawks!
vincemichaels
8 years ago
I've heard of guys fucking gloves.
azrookie
8 years ago
In college, I worked part time in one of the eating halls. One night the supervisor, Jim, a middle aged guy from Arkansas, was shooting the shit with a couple of us while cleaning/ closing shop. Somehow the subject turns to a discussion about getting laid. The supervisor asks, "have any of you ever fucked a watermelon? It's really good."

I kept my distance from Jim for the rest of the semester.
gammanu95
8 years ago
A pillow. One of the guys on my dorm floor, freshmen year in college, fucked his pillow three times a day religiously. He even brought his pillow to the dorm's class picture.
JohnSmith69
8 years ago
There have been lots of PL stories posted over the years about horny guys fucking random inanimate objects. The ones I recall are a picnic table and a mail box, although I'm sure there are many others.
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