Good looking black women, but regular club atmosphere

I visited this club, leaving highly disappointed from Club Climaxxx. The office being a ghetto club and it being Friday, I made a point to make sure I hit the ghetto ones up that were on my radar for this trip to Miami. This club is down the street from Tootsies to my surprise. I passed Tootsies on the way there. The club sits right off the curve before the bridge and I immediately saw how packed it was. I pulled into the lot and the first thing I noticed was that the parking security had a fuckin uzi strapped around his neck and a handgun on his holster. The fuck? Usually a handgun is all you need for most ghetto strip clubs, but an uzi? Like damn, what has happened over here. Not deterred, because I go to hood clubs all the time in Atlanta (even more so recently, b/c Follies is a drug I'm trying to break), I tried to find a place to park. I looped around the lot 3 times and even attempted to park my rental on the street. Nah, it ain't worth it. I went back in for one last time and this Haitian offered to valet my car for 10 bucks. I obliged and let him find me a spot.

Again, security is very tight as the pat down occurs outside the club. Even more reason for me to think that something had occurred in the past. Anyway, security molested the hell out of me to make sure I wasn't strapped. No problem. As long as you do everyone else like that, I'm not trying to catch no one else's bullet.

After the barrage of security checkpoints, I was greeted with another $30 cover charge. I was expecting this one. Again, GHETTO STRIP CLUB FRIDAY is in every city. After I paid, it was another party, club atmosphere instead of the strip club I was looking for. Let's get one thing straight, I'm in there first and foremost to get dances from the strippers.Not to mingle with the regular bitches or just bob my head to the music. It was sooo packed in there. You could barely move. I almost left this place early as I couldn't get a dance and there was hardly anywhere to stand. It was ridiculous.