how to write a review of the dirtiest SC in USA?
s88
New York
I have a problem. I need to write a review of a SC that isnt listed on TUSCL yet. I just had my first visit there. This SC, there is no way to write an accurate review, without the SC being raided the next day by the police. I dont want my latest favorite spot to shut down. I dont want to call this a brothel, because not every girl does extras here, but its the closest I've ever seen to a SC being a brothel. A no holds bar frat party of men decades too old to be in a frat.
15 minutes after I came in, the owner of the SC walked upto me with a joint, lit it infront of me, said hello, asked my name, and he welcomes me to the club, and if I want a hit, I obliged. I think I just got tested if I am a narc.
Smoking indoors all night. 50% of strippers and customers smoking weed. Other 50% smoking cigs. Lots of butts and roaches all over the place at the end. The owner, DJ, customers and bouncers were rolling joints and starting smoking circles all night of random customers and strippers. One customer was doing coke by himself off a cocktail table. I am not a 420+sex fan, but I did take a hit when the joint was passed to me a couple times in smoking circles.
At 2 am, a customer in an suit and tie with a fedora with a feather and a pocket watch chain got into a $ dispute with a stripper and the stripper called over the SC owner, bouncer and DJ followed the owner to the incident. The staff were so high, the slick talking customer got off with only paying 25% of his bill and he was NOT banned. The owner barely understood the dispute.
A couple old very fat customers KOed on something in love seats and couches in the SC till the SC closed. In this SC, all "lapdances" are done on semi-private or extra $$$ private beds, unless the customer is too high to get out of his seat, and it aint "lapdances" being done infront of everyone. One KOed customer got up, staggared into semi-private bed area, collapsed on a bed, and stayed there till the end of the night. Nobody cared.
Everyone was very friendly and most customers came solo. No groups. Even though the SC is a hot box, it wasn't a Rae Sremmurd Strip Club. No $ tossing at this SC. I dont even want to say it was a STRIP club, it was a SEX club.
Twice I saw male customer/female stripper couples coming out of locked single user bathrooms.
DJ got so high, he annouced he is putting on a mixtape [I noticed he was playing youtube]. He then left the DJ station to go toke with customers. When the mix ended, the club was silent for the next 2 hours till the club closed for the night. The customers and strippers didnt care. I never saw the poles used. They are a farce. The club is $20/5 minutes with digital clocks on the walls everywhere so strippers keep track of time by clock, not song.
Bartender got high and after 1 am just sat on a seat dazed. This SC has an open bar, but it was self serve after 1 am.
There is a 24 hr McDs next to the SC. Customers ordered pizza to the SC and hoofed it to McDs for the strippers and themselves. Lots of McDs bags on the floor and corners by the end of the night. Since my mouth is already filthy because I DFK pornstars, I got a free small fries by searching the bottom of abandoned 5 McD bags on the floor for lost fries. I saw a customer sliding a pizza slice over a stripper's naked butt and back during a tabledance, and then putting it in her mouth and she took a bite.
How the fuck does someone write a review of this SC for the free month of TUSCL VIP? I can't name it without it being shut down. The discretion needed to write a review would make this SC sound very plain instead of it being beyond belief wild.
15 minutes after I came in, the owner of the SC walked upto me with a joint, lit it infront of me, said hello, asked my name, and he welcomes me to the club, and if I want a hit, I obliged. I think I just got tested if I am a narc.
Smoking indoors all night. 50% of strippers and customers smoking weed. Other 50% smoking cigs. Lots of butts and roaches all over the place at the end. The owner, DJ, customers and bouncers were rolling joints and starting smoking circles all night of random customers and strippers. One customer was doing coke by himself off a cocktail table. I am not a 420+sex fan, but I did take a hit when the joint was passed to me a couple times in smoking circles.
At 2 am, a customer in an suit and tie with a fedora with a feather and a pocket watch chain got into a $ dispute with a stripper and the stripper called over the SC owner, bouncer and DJ followed the owner to the incident. The staff were so high, the slick talking customer got off with only paying 25% of his bill and he was NOT banned. The owner barely understood the dispute.
A couple old very fat customers KOed on something in love seats and couches in the SC till the SC closed. In this SC, all "lapdances" are done on semi-private or extra $$$ private beds, unless the customer is too high to get out of his seat, and it aint "lapdances" being done infront of everyone. One KOed customer got up, staggared into semi-private bed area, collapsed on a bed, and stayed there till the end of the night. Nobody cared.
Everyone was very friendly and most customers came solo. No groups. Even though the SC is a hot box, it wasn't a Rae Sremmurd Strip Club. No $ tossing at this SC. I dont even want to say it was a STRIP club, it was a SEX club.
Twice I saw male customer/female stripper couples coming out of locked single user bathrooms.
DJ got so high, he annouced he is putting on a mixtape [I noticed he was playing youtube]. He then left the DJ station to go toke with customers. When the mix ended, the club was silent for the next 2 hours till the club closed for the night. The customers and strippers didnt care. I never saw the poles used. They are a farce. The club is $20/5 minutes with digital clocks on the walls everywhere so strippers keep track of time by clock, not song.
Bartender got high and after 1 am just sat on a seat dazed. This SC has an open bar, but it was self serve after 1 am.
There is a 24 hr McDs next to the SC. Customers ordered pizza to the SC and hoofed it to McDs for the strippers and themselves. Lots of McDs bags on the floor and corners by the end of the night. Since my mouth is already filthy because I DFK pornstars, I got a free small fries by searching the bottom of abandoned 5 McD bags on the floor for lost fries. I saw a customer sliding a pizza slice over a stripper's naked butt and back during a tabledance, and then putting it in her mouth and she took a bite.
How the fuck does someone write a review of this SC for the free month of TUSCL VIP? I can't name it without it being shut down. The discretion needed to write a review would make this SC sound very plain instead of it being beyond belief wild.
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If this club shows up on this site, just give a vague fact only review. Mention the clocks on the wall, mention that there were times where no music was being played, mention the cover charge and hours they are open, mention the quality of the girls, mention what type of people the patrons were. Mention how much VIP was (if you know the price) - and lastly, DO NOT mention just about everything else you talked about in the above post.
meaning how the lapdances were times versus by song.
Just PM me. :)))))
If it's some underground place how did you discover it?
There was a place in Miami years ago that was basically a brothel(I have first hand knowledge) and the police shut it down(Central Espanol). It has reopened 2x as a regular stripclub since but it's location doesn't seem ideal.
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@sflguy123
A first time for me and her stripper (used to work at another SC) said she was afraid the place will be raided and she would loose her day job due to criminal background check. Me and her had alot of fun on the bed tho. How did I discover it? Hard work, it wasnt word of mouth (i wish other PLs let me know this kind of info) or an invite from an existing PL or stripper.
@gammanu95
If it was a serious business it would need to be on Jon Taffer's "Strip Club Rescue" because the staff are too high to do their jobs. But I think the PLs know not to spoil a good thing so the PLs are well behaved (except fedora PL) and the SC runs itself without needing staff. "liquor inventory management" was very easy at this club. Whatever is in the busboy tubs at the start of the night, is all that there will be. I think the staff and strippers take home whatever bottles werent finished each night. But all that is left at closing time is half full plastic bottle vodka anyway because all the top shelf stuff is long gone, so is that bottom shelf vodka worth taking home or just trashcan it with the McD bags? lol