how to write a review of the dirtiest SC in USA?

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s88
New York
I have a problem. I need to write a review of a SC that isnt listed on TUSCL yet. I just had my first visit there. This SC, there is no way to write an accurate review, without the SC being raided the next day by the police. I dont want my latest favorite spot to shut down. I dont want to call this a brothel, because not every girl does extras here, but its the closest I've ever seen to a SC being a brothel. A no holds bar frat party of men decades too old to be in a frat.

15 minutes after I came in, the owner of the SC walked upto me with a joint, lit it infront of me, said hello, asked my name, and he welcomes me to the club, and if I want a hit, I obliged. I think I just got tested if I am a narc.

Smoking indoors all night. 50% of strippers and customers smoking weed. Other 50% smoking cigs. Lots of butts and roaches all over the place at the end. The owner, DJ, customers and bouncers were rolling joints and starting smoking circles all night of random customers and strippers. One customer was doing coke by himself off a cocktail table. I am not a 420+sex fan, but I did take a hit when the joint was passed to me a couple times in smoking circles.

At 2 am, a customer in an suit and tie with a fedora with a feather and a pocket watch chain got into a $ dispute with a stripper and the stripper called over the SC owner, bouncer and DJ followed the owner to the incident. The staff were so high, the slick talking customer got off with only paying 25% of his bill and he was NOT banned. The owner barely understood the dispute.

A couple old very fat customers KOed on something in love seats and couches in the SC till the SC closed. In this SC, all "lapdances" are done on semi-private or extra $$$ private beds, unless the customer is too high to get out of his seat, and it aint "lapdances" being done infront of everyone. One KOed customer got up, staggared into semi-private bed area, collapsed on a bed, and stayed there till the end of the night. Nobody cared.

Everyone was very friendly and most customers came solo. No groups. Even though the SC is a hot box, it wasn't a Rae Sremmurd Strip Club. No $ tossing at this SC. I dont even want to say it was a STRIP club, it was a SEX club.

Twice I saw male customer/female stripper couples coming out of locked single user bathrooms.

DJ got so high, he annouced he is putting on a mixtape [I noticed he was playing youtube]. He then left the DJ station to go toke with customers. When the mix ended, the club was silent for the next 2 hours till the club closed for the night. The customers and strippers didnt care. I never saw the poles used. They are a farce. The club is $20/5 minutes with digital clocks on the walls everywhere so strippers keep track of time by clock, not song.

Bartender got high and after 1 am just sat on a seat dazed. This SC has an open bar, but it was self serve after 1 am.

There is a 24 hr McDs next to the SC. Customers ordered pizza to the SC and hoofed it to McDs for the strippers and themselves. Lots of McDs bags on the floor and corners by the end of the night. Since my mouth is already filthy because I DFK pornstars, I got a free small fries by searching the bottom of abandoned 5 McD bags on the floor for lost fries. I saw a customer sliding a pizza slice over a stripper's naked butt and back during a tabledance, and then putting it in her mouth and she took a bite.

How the fuck does someone write a review of this SC for the free month of TUSCL VIP? I can't name it without it being shut down. The discretion needed to write a review would make this SC sound very plain instead of it being beyond belief wild.

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vincemichaels
8 years ago
PM us longtime PL's so we can put it on our A-list of places to go !!
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knight_errant
8 years ago
You don't post about it. Check my PM.
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
Sounds like an underground spot - may not even have the proper permits to operate as a club - if this is the case then probably best for it not to be listed on TUSCL.
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shailynn
8 years ago
That's a great story. I'm sure everyone is curious on where it's at and since your reviews are all over the place one can't really pinpoint where it is. I'm particularly curious because one club you reviewed isn't too far from where I live.

If this club shows up on this site, just give a vague fact only review. Mention the clocks on the wall, mention that there were times where no music was being played, mention the cover charge and hours they are open, mention the quality of the girls, mention what type of people the patrons were. Mention how much VIP was (if you know the price) - and lastly, DO NOT mention just about everything else you talked about in the above post.

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shailynn
8 years ago
sorry meant: "clocks on the wall"
meaning how the lapdances were times versus by song.
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JohnSmith69
8 years ago
Post the city or state so PLs who want to go can PM you if they could make it. I wouldn't do a review. But if you do write in vague terms about lots of fun, highl contact, being happy,etc.
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4got2wipe
8 years ago
Brilliant suggestion JohnSmith69! ;)
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georgmicrodong
8 years ago
Don't mess up a good thing, dude. :)

Just PM me. :)))))
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wallanon
8 years ago
Copy and paste what you just wrote into an article.
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gammanu95
8 years ago
Im going to agree with those who advise to wrote a review, but stay light on the details. Ask founder to add it, drop in your ratings, maybe a few vague comments about fun, high contact, etc. I couldn't go, because I have to keep my drug and background checks up to date to enter many clients' sites, but maybe some day...
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gammanu95
8 years ago
On another note, that place sounds so poorly managed, I wouldn't expect it to be in business very long. No liquor inventory management, staff too stoned to function. Customers getting away with paying well under their bill. I wonder if it's a front for LCN or a cartel to launder money.
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sflguy123
8 years ago
If ur post is anywhere near accurate and it is operating as a stripclub anyone can walk into this place won't last much longer. I'd be scared to go there for fear of it being raided while I was there.

If it's some underground place how did you discover it?

There was a place in Miami years ago that was basically a brothel(I have first hand knowledge) and the police shut it down(Central Espanol). It has reopened 2x as a regular stripclub since but it's location doesn't seem ideal.

http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/…
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s88
8 years ago
If it wasn't obvious, it is an underground place. No licenses or permits. You wouldnt know it exists looking at it from the street.

@sflguy123

A first time for me and her stripper (used to work at another SC) said she was afraid the place will be raided and she would loose her day job due to criminal background check. Me and her had alot of fun on the bed tho. How did I discover it? Hard work, it wasnt word of mouth (i wish other PLs let me know this kind of info) or an invite from an existing PL or stripper.

@gammanu95

If it was a serious business it would need to be on Jon Taffer's "Strip Club Rescue" because the staff are too high to do their jobs. But I think the PLs know not to spoil a good thing so the PLs are well behaved (except fedora PL) and the SC runs itself without needing staff. "liquor inventory management" was very easy at this club. Whatever is in the busboy tubs at the start of the night, is all that there will be. I think the staff and strippers take home whatever bottles werent finished each night. But all that is left at closing time is half full plastic bottle vodka anyway because all the top shelf stuff is long gone, so is that bottom shelf vodka worth taking home or just trashcan it with the McD bags? lol
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twentyfive
8 years ago
One of the strip clubs here, had an owner that had a 74' yacht, that he used to charter it out, for private parties up and down the inter-coastal waterway, plenty of times the girls that worked his club were along working the parties, I was invited several times i went twice it was pretty wild and anything was available (cocaine, sex, top shelf liquor etc.), it came to an end because one of the party goers fell off the boat and drowned the ensuing investigations and lawsuits put that guy out of business.
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
if it's underground/no-permits then it probably should not be on TUSCL. getting unwanted exposure
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