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how to write a review of the dirtiest SC in USA?

s88

New York

I have a problem. I need to write a review of a SC that isnt listed on TUSCL yet. I just had my first visit there. This SC, there is no way to write an accurate review, without the SC being raided the next day by the police. I dont want my latest favorite spot to shut down. I dont want to call this a brothel, because not every girl does extras here, but its the closest I've ever seen to a SC being a brothel. A no holds bar frat party of men decades too old to be in a frat.

15 minutes after I came in, the owner of the SC walked upto me with a joint, lit it infront of me, said hello, asked my name, and he welcomes me to the club, and if I want a hit, I obliged. I think I just got tested if I am a narc.

Smoking indoors all night. 50% of strippers and customers smoking weed. Other 50% smoking cigs. Lots of butts and roaches all over the place at the end. The owner, DJ, customers and bouncers were rolling joints and starting smoking circles all night of random customers and strippers. One customer was doing coke by himself off a cocktail table. I am not a 420+sex fan, but I did take a hit when the joint was passed to me a couple times in smoking circles.

At 2 am, a customer in an suit and tie with a fedora with a feather and a pocket watch chain got into a $ dispute with a stripper and the stripper called over the SC owner, bouncer and DJ followed the owner to the incident. The staff were so high, the slick talking customer got off with only paying 25% of his bill and he was NOT banned. The owner barely understood the dispute.

A couple old very fat customers KOed on something in love seats and couches in the SC till the SC closed. In this SC, all "lapdances" are done on semi-private or extra $$$ private beds, unless the customer is too high to get out of his seat, and it aint "lapdances" being done infront of everyone. One KOed customer got up, staggared into semi-private bed area, collapsed on a bed, and stayed there till the end of the night. Nobody cared.

Everyone was very friendly and most customers came solo. No groups. Even though the SC is a hot box, it wasn't a Rae Sremmurd Strip Club. No $ tossing at this SC. I dont even want to say it was a STRIP club, it was a SEX club.

Twice I saw male customer/female stripper couples coming out of locked single user bathrooms.

DJ got so high, he annouced he is putting on a mixtape [I noticed he was playing youtube]. He then left the DJ station to go toke with customers. When the mix ended, the club was silent for the next 2 hours till the club closed for the night. The customers and strippers didnt care. I never saw the poles used. They are a farce. The club is $20/5 minutes with digital clocks on the walls everywhere so strippers keep track of time by clock, not song.

Bartender got high and after 1 am just sat on a seat dazed. This SC has an open bar, but it was self serve after 1 am.

There is a 24 hr McDs next to the SC. Customers ordered pizza to the SC and hoofed it to McDs for the strippers and themselves. Lots of McDs bags on the floor and corners by the end of the night. Since my mouth is already filthy because I DFK pornstars, I got a free small fries by searching the bottom of abandoned 5 McD bags on the floor for lost fries. I saw a customer sliding a pizza slice over a stripper's naked butt and back during a tabledance, and then putting it in her mouth and she took a bite.

How the fuck does someone write a review of this SC for the free month of TUSCL VIP? I can't name it without it being shut down. The discretion needed to write a review would make this SC sound very plain instead of it being beyond belief wild.