George Washington led an army against Great Britain so that one day we could stuff tiny portraits of him into stripper's g-strings.
A truly noble cause, but his brother Benji is more appreciated.
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George Washington
Mar 3, 2017, 1:19 PM
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If he could not tell a lie, he never would have made it as a stripper.
How did Franklin pimp past the president 's mind get up on that 100 Note ? I mean WTF
LMAO. Mr Franklin was just channeling his inner Juice. Notice how Poor Richards similarities to Juice threads and postings. Same wisdom.
True story.
LMFAO
Do you think ole GW ate chakken fangers with wooden teeth ?
Benji was quite a character himself.
SJG
George Washington : Historic General, Strategist, First President
Ben Franklin: Got all the pussy, the real Father of our country, had much fun as ambassador to France (although Jefferson had his fun in the slave quarters)
From a customer point of view George delivers more mileage than Benji.
Jefferson had a few bastards from his palacial estate staff.
Naah, dickbreath, wrong as always.
And he could not tell a lie when his father asked who chopped down the cherry tree, he replied Popeye did it. Just like a politician always blaming somebody else. , )