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George Washington

shailynn
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They never tell you what you need to know.

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

George Washington led an army against Great Britain so that one day we could stuff tiny portraits of him into stripper's g-strings.

A truly noble cause, but his brother Benji is more appreciated.

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twentyfive

And he could not tell a lie when his father asked who chopped down the cherry tree, he replied Popeye did it. Just like a politician always blaming somebody else. , )

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jackslash

If he could not tell a lie, he never would have made it as a stripper.

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JuiceBox69

How did Franklin pimp past the president 's mind get up on that 100 Note ? I mean WTF

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JuiceBox69

?

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Dominic77

LMAO. Mr Franklin was just channeling his inner Juice. Notice how Poor Richards similarities to Juice threads and postings. Same wisdom.

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Dominic77

True story.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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twentyfive

Do you think ole GW ate chakken fangers with wooden teeth ?

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san_jose_guy

Benji was quite a character himself.

SJG

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Hugh_G_Rection

George Washington : Historic General, Strategist, First President

Ben Franklin: Got all the pussy, the real Father of our country, had much fun as ambassador to France (although Jefferson had his fun in the slave quarters)

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rogertex

From a customer point of view George delivers more mileage than Benji.

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vincemichaels

Jefferson had a few bastards from his palacial estate staff.

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vincemichaels

Naah, dickbreath, wrong as always.

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