The sex doll brothel is real
gammanu95Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
A brothel in Spain is staffed with sex dolls and only sex dolls that are not available anywhere else, and looking at a couple of these... that Japanese anime doll with the blue hair really works for me
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last commentWhy do this in places that already offer good real sex services?
Save it for places which lack this, like most of the US
SJG
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Lily was kinda hot.
But until they can get a sex doll to simulate some serious pussy eating, I'll pass.
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^^^^^^ :)
SJG
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LOL @ lopaw
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Designing a mechanical tongue and an algorithm to move it in a way where it would excite a clitoris would be an advanced test for robotics engineers, most who have problems getting a date on Saturday night. Do I see a new Turing test in the making
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But why do they offer this in places already legendary for a great sex biz?
SJG
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Of course they're all anorexic looking.
No love for these thick bitches out here.
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lowpaw, you pinpointed why warm bodies are better than Astroglide.
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^^ that would be totally disturbing, but add trying to interview the dude, dress the doll (after 'cleaning it) and arranging it as the client wants to find it (per the article) and doing this all with straight face....
My ultra sarcastic personality, I just couldn't do it. All the jokes and puns I could think of would be running through my warped brain. Then again, I just think I have a shitty attitude for any customer service gig
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Thinking about it a bit more I ain't that fussy, so just stick a pocket rocket in the doll's mouth and I'd be good to go :)
But yeah the thought of where that doll had been and what had been done to it is disturbing. Anyone watch Westworld? If you have you'll understand the connection. And to have to clean it afterwards? Ewwwwwwwwwww.
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