I got back into town early and had hours to wait before my flight left, so I went to the strip club for a few drinks to kill the time. Not long after I enter, a dancer sits down at my table. She was from Australia, but not my type physically (think Iggy Azalea). The club was dead, so we ended up talking about all kinds of stuff for close to an hour. I'm ready to see if there are any other dancers working before I leave for the jet, so I take her up on a single $20 nude lap dance as a payment for her sitting and chatting with me for the last hour.
She strips naked and starts dancing in front of me. She lifts her one leg onto the arm of the chair, and shows me her pussy doggy-style. It smelled really bad. There was also creamy juice leaking out of her pussy. I had to keep her off of me or else she was going to get her secretions on my shirt and pants. When she tried to grind on my crotch, I kept sliding the barrel chair backwards or pressing her off me. I didn't want to have her stinky cum on my clothes for a three hour flight.
My question is how the heck did this dancer orgasm? Is my conversation that good that it got her off? She wasn't playing with herself. In my experience, you really need to work to get a woman to cum, like eat her out really good or hit her G-Spot with your chorizo.
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My xwife would do that. It happens!
SirLap, this was at a non-extras club, and I appeared to be the first customer at 5:30pm.
Probably just vaginal discharge and had nothing to do with arousal or orgasm. If it was foul smelling, she may have had an infection. Don't want it on my clothing before a flight. Hard not to notice a foul smell in the close quarters of an airplane. You had to be quite the contortionist to keep her off of you. The anti-lap dance.
Gross
Bad smells are a major boner killer. That's one reason why I've always made a lot of effort to smell good myself before I went to a strip club, showering and applying shampoo everywhere, nobody wants to get intimate with someone who smells like shit.
Well, maybe @Cashman wouldn't mind lol.
Yeah, bacterial infection if the dicharge had a foul odor. Maybe chlamydia if the discharge was yellow.
Gross
Pretty sure what she had going on was not remotely related to an orgasm.
She may have had an infection. No offense but I strongly doubt it was her cum.
It is best to avoid that pussy.
Haha I got no idea Sinclair but Iggy Azalea is pretty hot though I could probably hold that down.
Did you have a front room make out session with her. In my organization our ladies will orgasm from a FRMOS.
ime is right! A FRMOS will lead to TLN from stripper grade hotties in his organization!
A foul-smelling, opaque, liquid, leaking from her pussy without any stimulation? That, my friend, is either an infection or her failure to douche from recent intercourse. Either way, I would not have gotten creative with avoiding her crotch touching me. I would have gotten up, paid her, and let her know exactly why it was I was cutting it short.
The seem to climax very easy, DATY with Thumb seems to always do it real fast.
SJG
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