Club was underwhelming, but shoutout to lola

I was in San Francisco for the first time courtesy of a business trip, and the place I worked at was not too far off from the North beach area (where a majority of the strip clubs are in the city). Had some money to burn, was feeling pretty lonely, so that automatically were enough reasons to explore the strip clubs in the area. I had a return flight on Saturday, so I decided to quickly visit a club on Friday night.

Garden of eden is located right next to the historic Condor club, and a handful of other clubs as well. GOE had the worst reviews of all these clubs on yelp, but for some inexplicable reason I just decided to enter this place (i think i just wanted to see how bad could this possibly be lol)

Was charged $20 at the door, and my fingerprints were taken, along with a drivers license scan (which already threw me off). Anyways, I went in and the place was straight up dead. No performers on stage, no bartender. Straight up empty! There were 2 other dudes sitting there and looked Straight up bored. Mind you, this was at around 8pm on a Friday night, so i was already regretting this decision