Okay local joint, better as a peep show.

This place has been here forever. It's a smaller club on a corner, with not nearly enough parking for the busy times. They renovated the interior a few years ago, but it's beginning to look tired again. Colored LEDs around the edge of the stage are failing and coming apart, the seats haven't been maintained in a while, and the seats in the VIP rooms are worn. On the plus side, the bathroom is well kept, and they have a decent (for a strip club) hand dryer, so you're not standing there for 10 minutes trying to dry off your hands after you wash them.

The biggest plus of this club is that 99% of the dancers that are here actually look like they belong dancing in a strip club. They're all young, in shape, and (for the most part) attractive. You'll rarely see anyone past their prime or overweight dancing, the GM of the place makes sure that girls who come in actually look the part. He's even sent girls out to get spray tans to make sure they look good. The stage dances are very meh, par for the course and the girls rarely do anything worth mention. Most of them barely use the poles at all. Girls are mostly white and hispanic, you've got two asians currently working there and very rarely an AA, but they tend not to last very long. Bartenders are a toss up, some are pretty and very attentive, some barely do anything.

One of the reasons for the popularity of the place is the value for the money. Admission is cheap, $10 most of the time and $12 during the busy times, and $7 gets you unlimited drinks (mostly). Lap dances are $20 for 5 minutes, longer than in most places, and you're allowed to touch up top. And the VIP rooms are 100/180 for 15/30 minutes, and you can pay an extra $40 for one of the outside booths which really doesn't get you anything special. Some girls put in some effort into the dances, but most do not. The grinds are below par, most of the girls look bored and act like they'd rather be somewhere else. Or they spent a lot more time just talking to the customer than actually giving any action. Attentive managers watching the cameras make sure that you don't get any real action. And the deli counter system for getting a dance makes the girls lazy, most don't bother hustling for dances, they just sit in the back until they hear their name called.