I have 2 shitters at home

Omg 😱 ☠️😂

I haven't seen a chocolate fountain like that in a long time! Where are the strawberries for dipping?

I got notice today that tomorrow from 9:00 am to 12:00 pm they are shutting my water off. What if I have to shit then?

You might need to go to McDonalds.

Do they still allow you to use the shitter at McDonalds?

If it's a two bathroom home, I'm not impressed.

If it's two toilets sitting next to each other in the same bathroom, then that's dedication.

We are all in trouble

Hmmm. I have 7 shitters and 4 showers in my home. Just in case Crazy Joe shows up.

Yeah too big a load, and too dense in consistency, and flushing becomes impossible.

SJG