Bizarre Experience

My trip to Bare Assets was unlike any strip club I've ever been to - before or after, both good and bad.

The club is pretty standard fare for the traveler. Easily accessed from the highway, sufficient but not overwhelming parking. A small cart outside sells sausages and other foods. Cheap cover - I think it was $4 or something on that order.

Inside, you have what seems to be a very standard strip club layout. The right wall is a long, large bar, with some TV's and plenty of people talking. The rest of the room revolves around a large center stage, with cushioned lounge chairs that are somewhere in the middle of "comfy" and "likely hepatitis-addled". Moreover, there was -no one- on stage. I sat in one of those chairs expecting someone to take the stage, and there was nothing, so I looked like a complete a-hole for 3-4 minutes before I shrewdly solved the riddle that I should get back over to the bar.