Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave Baltimore, MD 21226

Karma's not a b*tch

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kindofaloser
Nov 6, 2019, 4:44 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

This is a combination review of two visits to Fantasies- both very similar. I went to Fantasies three weeks ago to give it a second chance after a less than impressive first visit that I've already reviewed on this site. I went again today as a follow-up after meeting someone I liked last time.

First, the practical details. The bar is a rectangle that surrounds a runway stage with a couple of poles. I didn't get any food, and they charge $4 for a small bottle of water. Today I asked for "plain water" thinking I would get a bottle and instead the bartender (Sadie- also pretty to look at but not terribly talkative) gave me tap water for free. I tipped her anyway. Parking was free and plentiful, no cover in the afternoon, but my ID was scanned. Various TVs tuned into sports and business shows. They sell state lottery tickets too, if that's your thing (not mine, but worth a mention).

Girls dance two-song sets- one clothed or semi-clothed, the second song nude or nearly nude. Then they walk along the bar and crouch for their tips. I intentionally came back to see more or less the same lineup that I saw last time (which is a different lineup than was working that first visit- don't go on Tuesdays is my advice). Here are my takes on the girls:

Summer has a nice body but is old in the face. Mary Jane is similar and not far behind her in the "too old to be doing this" race. It almost seems like they are targeting older patrons when they dance (with eye contact and suggestive gestures) because they have a better chance with them than with the younger patrons. Mystic is a little bit on the heavier side if that's what you prefer. She seems nice and reasonably smart (when I asked her name, she judiciously answered "I go by Mystic") but she didn't tempt me in any way.

I was reasonably impressed today with someone who said her name was Tiffany. When I checked the club website nobody by that name was listed, so I don't know if she's new. There were some other girls there who filtered in during my visit but I didn't get to interact with them. It didn't matter, because I was really only there to see Karma again, who I'd met last time.

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