If hoes have a real job.... what is it?

It seems that nurse comes up most often

I listened to a speaker on NPR today advocating the decriminalization of prostitution. According to her it’s a full time job.

Nurse.

Real estate.

Certified Medication Aide.
Certified Nurses Aide. Dental Assistant. Real Estate Agent. Elementary School Teacher.

Oh, I forgot about the Masters In Social Work

Piano teacher Intermediate EMT unloading Big Lots trucks for the employee discount Teacher of Theatre and Public Speaking at USC (Carolina) restaurant server Assist office mgr for an urgent care clinic

Ones I've heard the most are:

Nurse Student Massage therapist

Also about the teacher thing, I saw one of my son's preschool teachers dancing at a club.

Stripper Real estate Cna Students

In school for psychology. Heard that a few times. I'm pretty sure that they're referring to being a stripper, but being clever about it.

Here it seems pickers for Amazon, loafers for UPS and plant workers at Toyota and Ford are pretty common.

I’ve heard from a few Russian dancers that they are going to cosmetology school. I’m not sure what that means - or if it’s a euphemism.

I know many will say they are students - possibly long after dropping out of school. I’m guessing it began as a job to get them through the expenses of school, and then they got into the whole lifestyle.

I knew one that got her degree in anthropology and then went on a field trip with her professor to Greece. Then she couldn't get a job. Came back to stripping while she got a second degree in Physiology.

Nurse. Student. Bank Teller. Convenience store manager.

Let's take it easy with the "hoes" shit though. A girl doesn't deserve that derogatory label just because she dances for a living.

Good point Rick. My answer is incorrect.

My answer was about dancers other jobs.

Hoes and dancers are two different professions.

Thanks for explaining the cosmetology school question Waffle.

I intend no disrespect towards dancers, sex workers or hoes. I know their jobs are not easy. Customer service is rough work - and servicing customers is rougher work.

@Waffle I purposely didn't comment here, isn't dancing paid, If so it's as much a job as anything else, and truthfully looking at the posts made here by a bunch of idiots, it's probably as difficult as any of the others mentioned.

I’m a professional online troll 🙂

Here is a real hoe at work.

I learned the hard way that starting with "what's up, hoe?" is not a good way to initiate the FRMOS

🤜🤕🤛

WCG

Agreed rick my brother. As usual you are insightful and magnanimous.

I’ll ricksplain for the hoi polloi: “hoe” is a garden implement; “ho” is a derogatory term. Neither should be applied to dancers. Or whores for that matter. Nothing dishonorable about sex work. We ricks do not judge, as long as one shows proper respect to the ricks. “rickspect” if you will.

Now, many a dancer has transitioned to whore in response to the rick charm. But there is no dishonor in that. She gets paid and we get laid. Amiright or amiright?

Hos are whores whose lives have fallen apart. Give them pity, but don’t engage. Regardless, you damn dirty apes should respect your female hairless ape whores. They’re working hard and they ain’t necessarily hos! ROAR!

^ How do lions acquire Ape USD currency? Or does wildebeasting cover it all?

===> "Agreed rick my brother. As usual you are insightful and magnanimous."

As I always say rickthelion, there is nothing more noble than a mother simply trying to provide for her cubs, which is often the case with the dancers that I deal with. She is a true lioness and a hero for her kids, not someone deserving of some goofy derogatory label doubtlessly provided by someone too weak to ever be able to handle what she does.

If she’s fucking a rick, specifically RickDugan, is she a ho or a dancer?

Is hoes not the preferred nomenclature?Hip hop would have one think it is.

And people actually start threads wondering why we don’t have more dancers posting in here...

It definitely sucks being in a role that requires customer service - and direct customer feedback. I’ve worked in food service - at fast food places in college - and that was miserable. But, as you mentioned, it helps to pay tuition.

In all honesty, I don’t treat anyone with disrespect. In my view, senior execs deserve less respect than many other hard working and honest jobs.

I’ve never said hey hoe to anyone - and I have no plans to use it in the future.

Meat72 with the sneak attack.

"Great, now I feel like a douche for not noticing the offensive post title."

On TUSCL there's about 1,000 better reasons to catch the douchey feels.

"As far as I know the latter comes from "whore" but I don't know its etymology very well."

The African-American dialect differs from standard American English in a number of ways. One is the eliding of the final "r." So dollar becomes "dolla" and whore becomes "ho."

===> "Meat72 with the sneak attack."

Meat's an internet troll - he doesn't get to have an opinion about who should be fucking who. He ranks about one rung above pedophiles on the social desirability ladder. I gave that melodramatically characterized "sneak attack' the attention it deserved, which was none.

But even a sad sack like him should know better than to throw that label around when it comes to women trying to care for their kids, regardless of his intent.

^^ interesting comment from someone who trusts me. Must have struck a chord with you.

Troll can be reserved for people who get their kicks out of getting validation from certain members about their deviant behavior. However I simply asked a simple question, is she a ho or a dancer? Very untroll-like on my behalf. You could have just answered the question instead of getting on your podium. I guess if she was a dancer your panties would still be straight.

Back to the original question, I knew one who worked for the Police Department (don' know what her role was) and I currently get dances from one who is in night school with Criminal Justice as her major (she is usually high when I get dances).

One dancer I know refers to herself as a Personal Care Assistant at private company on her FB page. I know she’s referring to her stripper job. I think thats a dead on accurate description of the job. I always feel better after seeing her.

retail sales.

(emphasis on tail.)

Sex work is a real job. :)

—>“@nicespice, please tell me you dressed like a sexy troll or something for Halloween. Like hot pink hair porn troll.”

Lmao, next year

I wasnt lumping dancers in. Of course, some dancers are dtf for money too.

It's a sad commentary on our healthcare industry. Is it that we pay our nurses so poorly that they need the income? Or does healthcare just attract workers that are also whores?

Next time you're getting health care, ask one. While they're preparing your shot.

-->"Let's take it easy with the "hoes" shit though."

Concur. On this board my own preference is to say dancer. But I'm still a Pathetic Loser.

Deez hoes are da best trap queens

Working in dispensaries lawyers offices drs offices

Cleaners Of dicks that is

No really Sex work is the job. Why do you guys think these ladies need to have a more respectful ‘real’job. It is what it is .

Pretty much nobody here thinks that dancers need a more respectable real job. The intent of the OP's post was to talk about the jobs or pastimes that dancers tell us they have. And most dancers have some sort of answer ready because many customers will ask "What do you do when you're not here?"

That said, I had one dancer tell me that she sold real estate, which I sort of assumed was horseshit ... until I came upon one of her listings. A lot of times it's horseshit, but sometimes it's not.

Does dealing drugs with the boyfriend to come as he real job?

The stripper/hooker I saw said that she wanted to be a veterinarian. I had trouble keeping a straight face as she didn't finish high school, was in her 30s and dumb as a doornail.

Gotta love comments on a thread from 2019