Camelot is still good (by DC standards) but seems to be in a slow, long term decline.

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks: For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

As other reviews have made clear, by appearances this is a shabby, workout looking place. Most SCs I have visited that look like Showcase (SC) have been very disappointing and sometimes unpleasant. That is simply…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…

Came in on a Friday around 9 o'clock having never visited. Sat down at the bar and started a conversation with the bartender. There were probably 4-5 women with various groups hanging out. It took…

Went on an adventure to this place after hitting up Stans (best chicken wings around). Entry fee was two drinks per person or for my group to buy a bottle which they said was cheaper.…

Let's start with some context. I bring and pay with cash only and will never go beyond what I brought. I was bringing cash based on the prices I am used to but boooy was…

After a visit to Good Guys and being told that they sold dances now (did not partake as I felt those were overly expensive with the cheapest being 2 due $100), I decided to check…