Took one for the team!

I've noticed that some clubs in NJ are opening (sort of). In keeping with the "outdoor dining" regulations they've begun to put up tents and tables outside and I was curious about how much of a real SC experience they could provide. Breathless has a small ad on their website that says "We Are Outside - 4pm Today." https://www.breathlessmensclub.com/ I drove-by last week, it looked really lame, and it was 95 degrees out, so I kept going.

Today I was really hungry, the weather was better, and they've always had decent food there so I gave it a try. It's the last building on a dead end street, and they've put up a chain link fence with slats or canvas or something that blocks the view as you're driving down the street. There's about 12 or 15 tables under a tent, and a smaller area in the parking lot with about 8 tables that is the smoking area, and they have hookah.

There were maybe 15 guys in the main area, mostly groups of 2 or 3, and a couple dudes alone like me. There were some strippers (all Latina) sitting together and a few at tables with the guys. The hookah place had another 6 customers. The girls were not the A team. They probably weren't even the B team. Let's put it this way, they were not pigs but they were not beauty queens either. 5-6 at best. One waitress was a solid 9. She had on high-waist Taylor Swift type shorts with a ripped mid-section and legs like you want to suck on for a day. Sadly she wasn't my waitress.