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WTF - Blowjob Machine Designed For Teslas On Autopilot

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whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
I really don't know what they were thinking when they came up with this.

https://jalopnik.com/this-blowjob-machin…

https://autoblow.com/automoblow/

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Eve
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4 years ago
Someone decided fleshlights aren't good enough.
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jimmiedean
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4 years ago
At least your not texting
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misterorange
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4 years ago
They're gonna start installing these in LD rooms. You drop a token in the slot and the machine starts jacking you while the girl dances behind a plexiglass barrier.
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FishHawk
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4 years ago
@misterorange, an upgrade would be if the dancer would have a remote control and could very speed, pressure, length of stroke while she danced.
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FishHawk
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4 years ago
Maybe a squirt gun that shoots artificial spittle on you from time to time.
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WhiteyJackson
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4 years ago
Txtittyfag secretly wonders how his clit will feel with this device.
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