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WTF - Blowjob Machine Designed For Teslas On Autopilot

whodey
whodeyVIP22165

Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers

6 yrs ago · 1 min read

I really don't know what they were thinking when they came up with this.

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Eve

Someone decided fleshlights aren't good enough.

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jimmiedean

At least your not texting

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misterorange

They're gonna start installing these in LD rooms. You drop a token in the slot and the machine starts jacking you while the girl dances behind a plexiglass barrier.

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FishHawk

@misterorange, an upgrade would be if the dancer would have a remote control and could very speed, pressure, length of stroke while she danced.

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FishHawk

Maybe a squirt gun that shoots artificial spittle on you from time to time.

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WhiteyJackson

Txtittyfag secretly wonders how his clit will feel with this device.

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