Same shit but with masks

Coronavirus got me down, so I went to The Cheetah hoping that seeing some pretty, naked ladies would lift my spirits. When I arrived sometime around 10:00 PM, I was told the club was at full capacity. As per their new distancing regulations, I was given the choice to wait outside until more room opened up on the main floor or pay $55 and get immediate access to the VIP room. I decided to wait outside. A stood in line like a schmuck for about 20 minutes before being allowed in.

Many reviewers here would say The Cheetah provides a classier experience at the cost of feeling a little bit sterile. That night the vibe felt even more hollow than usual. The main floor was emptier than I expected given the wait. Possibly no more than 30 customers in total. I went to the bar to grab beer and tried find a place to sit. The 30 or so tables that sat between the main stages have been replaced by 10 tables spaced about 10 feet apart. No one was allowed to sit on perv row. A found an empty table and stared at a dancer that caught my eye. All of the dancers had masks on. The dancer I was staring at had big boobs so I naturally chose to watch her. After her time on stage, she walked by me for some small talk. She eventually asked me if I wanted a table dance or go to VIP. I had some cash on hand that night so I thought, "what the hell", and decided to go to VIP for a private dance. At least going to VIP, meant leaving the depressing main floor.

The VIP was completely empty except for two guys sipping drinks at the bar. I payed the $55 for access to VIP and she took me to one of the side rooms of the VIP section. I decided to go for 30 min. It was alright. Standard mileage from what you would get at any other club's table dance (think Follies) but at a VIP price so probably a waste of money for most of the mongers here but whatever. There was a kiss or two, and that was about it. Before the pandemic, staff and waitresses would check in periodically to ensure no straddling or touching was going on, but given that I was the only person in VIP I do not think they really gave a shit. Payed the $150 for the dance and left shortly after.