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Good Idea to Travel?

I’m really anxious to travel somewhere - mostly looking at the driving in the south (NC/SC/GA area) and then eventually fly to Texas. Anyone know how well the south is doing? Is it even smart to travel right now? I’d…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Question

Are most of the dancers here Spanish? Any AA dancers? Thanks

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This strip club promotion system is fucked up

I’m a recent spat of clubs I’ve been to I’ve seen a whole lot of extremely hot door girl, the sexiest waitresses you’ve ever seen and stunner of a bartender but strippers were very average. How does this help me?…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Some innocent fun on a Saturday afternoon

I arrived at The Palace at about 3:00 PM on a Saturday afternoon. There were five dancers on shift; this number increased to seven by the time I left about an hour later. Because it…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Got blue balls in the 19th hole

For review acceptance hopefully have enough details this time Exterior: Located on the corner of an intersection in a rural area. There are two large golf courses nearby which is where it probably got its name. The…

Rainbow Cafe

Hialeah, Florida

Anyone have any input on this place?

I added it because I know the type of place. It’s one of these “cafeterias” that pop up every so often her in Miami. This ones has been there for at least a couple of years. It’s not a strip…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Club with spinners

Foxy Lady is in a dead end street with automobile businesses, about three different parking lots so I see no reason to have $3 valet. It’s a two story building and you enter from the…

Tijuana

border crossing

I was wondering how the border crossings are? Long wait? I am heading to SD for a weekend in a couple weeks and really don't want to mess with long lines to get back! I would…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wackos

I was in Jacksonville and near here so I stopped in to check it out. It's in a strip mall. When I entered the club no one was at the counter or worried the metal…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Not my first choice but still happy

A couple buddies and I were visiting Vegas for the 4th of July weekend and wanted to visit Palomino but when we got there we were told that because it was a busy night we'd…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Smoking Allowed, 2 drink minimum, less Dancers

This club is on a busy Christopher Columbus Blvd. However, they have a spacious private free secure parking lot. Very close to I-95. $20 to get in on Saturday night. 2 drink minimum..Beer costs $7. Smoking…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Daily Planet 1st and 2nd visits - I'm glad I went back

This review is a combination of two visits last week. I had never been to the daily planet before and it's truly in the middle of nowhere but also on a very tight residential…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Nice upgrade from Jimmy’s.

I haven’t been here since it changed to the Pony too. Last time I was there, it was Jimmy’s. The place has been upgraded which is a nice change. I was told that one guy…

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Dancers leaving the industry

A longish article about why so many workers have left the hospitality industry. The short answer is they were forced to look for other types of work as a result of the lockdowns and discovered they could do better. As…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

You can get what you want for the right price, or something like that.

After striking out at the Body Club, I didn’t feel like striking out just yet, so I headed here which is about a 15-30 away from the Body. I arrived just after 3:30 am &…

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Phoenix

I will be in Phoenix soon and will have the opportunity to club on a Friday night, a Sunday night, and a Monday afternoon. In reading the reviews, it seems like Phoenix may not be as good of an experience…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Disappointed

I stopped by Club-X after going to the Car Show in Columbus on Friday and Saturday night. I like a short to the point review but the reviewers like a long detailed review that…

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a woman who promised him sex and $450 cash.

CAMBRIA COUNTY, Pa. (WJAC) — Police say a Cambria County man was arrested after pointing a gun at another man in an Ebensburg hotel room where drugs were later found. According to the Cambria Township Police Department, 30-year-old Jesse Lamer, of…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

The return

It’s been a while since I visited my favorite club and I just had to check how things were doing. Parked in valet and walked in to pay the 15 cover. Made my way…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Some hot girls, enjoyed some pushy dances

Location: This club sits in a large teal warehouse with a large parking lot in a run down part of town. There is a small wheelchair ramp to get inside, go through a metal detector…

Miami Divas Gentlemen's Club

Homestead, Florida

Where dem girls at?!

My boyfriend and I stopped by on our way home from Key West. Miami Divas is super easy to find if you’re down that way. You don’t even need to take the Turnpike. As soon…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Lots have changed

Seeing that i was in the neighborhood, i thought i would visit a favorite of mine before the pandemic. Boy, a lot has changed in this club. First of all, it's no longer…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Fringe Lounge is a nice place

Second time at Fringe in Morristown. Went on a Friday during happy hour. About 6 girls working the day shift and the changeover was going on, and a few more ladies showed up.…

Politics

Multiple world leaders who oppose vaccines have died in big "coincidence"?

Three outspoken world leaders who opposed Covid vaccines had died suddenly in the past few weeks (not from Covid). In what appears to be some sort of a trend, leaders of Tanzania, Burundi, and now Haiti have either died suddenly…

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You guys think strippers will ever start accepting digital payment systems?

Saw this on twitter and it had me rolling LOL https://twitter.com/NewYork_Minutee/status/1010646481768939521?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1010646481768939521%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fglobalgrind.com%2F4270664%2Fdigital-dash-strippers-are-accepting-tips-via-cash-app%2F Of course it was in New York, where else would it be? But would that be like if it were commonplace? Or do you guys think that's still a pipe dream,…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

150 employees attend city council meeting.

Story & video: https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/150-employees-popular-strip-club-embroiled-legal-battle-with-city-take-over-council-meeting/IR24W7MINZANXNISBQHFFQ4BC4/

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Not bad, not great.

On my first holiday to the US in 18 long months, I headed over to the Body after a long of travelling & watching an AEW Wrestling show at the James L. Knight Center…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

A lot available, for a price.

Got there a little after 6 on a Saturday afternoon. Sign said there was a mandatory $3 charge to go to the state (a “pole” tax?😊). When you enter, the bar is on the right and…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Lots of girls, light to moderate action

In from out of town and had some time to kill on a Sat afternoon. Parking troll wanted a buck, even though I didn't use valet. No cover (yeah!). One main stage,…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Sunday Dolldrums - but hot chickas

In town for business and had some time to kill, so after dinner and a few drinks I meandered by way down the street and went to the Caberet. Entry was free, not sure if that…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Only club I've ever been to

I went to Hong Kong in TJ a handful of times a few months ago. I live in San Diego and crossing the border at PedEast was easy (I had to get a tourist…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

A Post Covid Return to DejaVu

Boring but necessary ... well lit parking lot with sweet darling at the front door and friendly security dude. Several tables in front of stage on the left. Drink bar with no alcohol…

Secrets Cabaret

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Two clubs, three former Semper Fi strippers

I stopped in here after leaving Platinum simply because it was on my way back and I didn't want to base my Jacksonville experience on just one club. This was pretty much the exact opposite…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

A Post Covid Return to Cowboys

After a long break due to COVID I was able to visit Lexington for some business and entertainment. So on with the necessary boring stuff ... Cowboys still felt secure with a well lit parking lot…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Opening Week

Stopped in a couple of days right after the grand opening. There was a $25 cover to get in and a relatively quiet crowd. There were 4 of us and we were able to get…

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Any extras to be had in Omaha?

I’m here for work and I went through reviews but didn’t see anything concrete. Sounds like my best chance is Spearmint Rhino? Is that only if you pay $500-$1000 for a private room? Thanks in advance!

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is The System (tm) merely Paying Hookers For Sex?

This has been alleged, but I was slow to see it. https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=912 At least it is not buying dances, as that is a chump's game. But we see the low esteem Dugan holds the dancers in. And then they don't even return…

Politics

Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez, one of our most forward looking leaders!

https://www.democracynow.org/shows/2021/7/12 SJG

Red Tie Gentlemen's Club

Van Nuys, California

Red Tie, Blue Balls

Van Nuys, Sunday night. Sort of an industrial back road. Van Nuys ain’t bad. I parked on the street. Parking lot looked filled so I thought it would be really poping on a Sunday night.…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Saturday Night after getting rejected entry at BDD

So I was all hyoed up to Visit Baby Dolls as I was in Dallas for business. It was gonna be my firat time and I had read all the reviews and made my way…

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Shave/Nair Your Ass

Ever been with a dancer with a hairy asshole? Surprisingly, this weekend was the first time I've seen something this. I was getting a lap dance at a nude club when the dancer took her bottoms off and spread her…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Glad to be back but visit only OK.

So...haven't visited since pre-pandemic and this was my first visit to a club in quite a while so I was more than a bit hesitant as before pandemic this club could range from fantastic to…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Good time with friends

I visited xtc south this weekend with a group of friends. As a fan of the nude/byob combo I've come here often. Nice size parking lot, you're patted down by security, 20 dollars entry fee.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Disappointing Sunday afternoon

I stopped in the Vu for a little Sunday afternoon relaxation. First red flag was a near empty lot. Apparently I was there shortly after opening (3:30 ish). Went ahead and checked at the desk.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

First Time and Last Time at night

I was in Atlanta for work and had an OTC visit planned, but the girl flaked on me at the last minute (shocker, right?) so I decided to check out Oasis as I have never…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Friendly And Entertaining

Long time patrons of Bobby's complain they no longer do lap dances, but I really like this place. The girls do massages which is no big deal, but they are all friendly and good company.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not a great night but good night

I walked into purple orchid around 10pm on a Saturday night. I read the reviews so I wanted to see it for myself. Free parking lot and 5$ cover wasn't bad. Drinks are regular around 7$…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday not so fun day

I went to the pink pony on a Sunday 30 minutes after they opened and there were about 5-8 dancers and about 10 costumers. The club layout has already been stated so I won’t go into…

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novelty machines

I can remember when I was a teenager going into the men's room at gas stations and seeing novelty machines. It was where we could discretely buy rubbers. I can't remember the last time I saw one. I rarely use…

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Maryland Clubs?

Never been to them. Which ones seem busiest in general? Fantaseas Penthouse Ritz Millstream

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Late Nights at Deja Vu

Decided to visit Deja Vu while on vacation an hour away in Orlando and had a great time. Club was easy to find and on a strip with several other clubs. Door charge was $20…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Poonani Inflation? Did it all get stuck in the Suez Canal???

They're going for an upscale vibe, and the place itself is nice. Nightclub feel, good lighting, lots of room. Hadn't been there in awhile, thanks to a certain virus, and I was curious to see…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Disappointed but served purpose

Was in town for the Yankees series. Had wanted to come here for years. Parked my car and was greeted by an attendant that asked for five bucks. For all I know he could’ve been…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Monopoly with lower mileage than before; still worth a visit

Lower mileage, but not no mileage to be fair. Saturday after midnight, first time back since COVID. Parking lot was packed, and the inside was very active as well; not enough people to keep you…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Something old and something new, didn't borrow and didn't leave blue

Location: Washington Avenue in Manville, right off of N Main Street. If you're coming from the north, you'll take 287 south to 22 east, then make a right at the Infiniti dealership. Drive about 10…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Slow Sunday

Start of arriving in the lot. Tent is still up, but hasn't been in use for some time. Valet is still $8, but I've always taken care of the valets so my car is close…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Still too soon

Went to centerfolds now under new ownership/management and name but you wouldn't really know the difference. the place still has very serious security on the way in (more bouncers than guests it seemed) but…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Yes - Still Delivers

So there's really only one legit reason to visit the famous Playhouse - and that's for the extra special private room treatment. Here's it is pretty much guaranteed unless you're super creepy and a…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Titillations is Back!!

I'm very glad that I can write this review, because my favorite local club is back in action. They converted to a sports bar during the pandemic, but are now BACK as a go go…

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Is your penis too big?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdERHg8hzak Is that Betty White?

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Manhattan Lap Dance Clubs

Has anyone been to any of the “underground” clubs since lockdown ended in NYC? I really liked Lido, Le Rouge and Rosewood Pre-covid but it feels like that kind of vibe might still be dead. I know these are different…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Decent girls, run down club

A few weeks back I decided to go to T&A. I know it’s an urban club so I went about 9 and left after about an hour and a half when the place began to…

Wild Orchid Cabaret

Bossier City, Louisiana

Re opened after Covid

Afro-Americans, Latino and White Dancers. Slim to Big Girls. 6's to 10's, Something for everyone... When I arrived the parking lot and the club looked approximately 90% full. Friendly Afro-American Security at the door, after…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

An Unremarkable Visit With Underwelming Staff

Swung in on a Thursday evening as I had some work in the area that wrapped up later than anticipated (was done at 8pm). I rolled in around 8:15. The club has good parking and had…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Very underwhelming first visit

Since this was my first night at the clubs since March 2020 I decided to check out Gold after watching the fights next door at Vanity. Over the years I spent most of my time…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

First night out since the pandemic and I left with plenty of money in my pocket

This was my first night at the clubs since March 2020. So I was ready for some fun with a pocket of money. The layout is how it has always been. The first thing you see…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, Maryland

Nice Club , Nice women , Good vibes ... Rubbish prices

I was in town for the weekend . This was the closest club showing the McGregor Fight so I decided to give it a go. $40 to get in on this night . Probably…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

My first post liockdown Imperial visit

Hadn't been to Imperial in years and was told it was under new management. On arrival in a rather spacious parking lot saw some construction on the outside with some windows boarded up. Was greeted…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Finally Back!

I have been to this club many times but it has been at least a year since my last visit. As ALL of has mentioned pink building, square bar in the middle with the dancers…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Slow Afternoon

Been a while since I was to Bogarts (fall 2020), thought I'd drop in and see what had changed. Not much. $5 to get in, $7 bottles of beers. Girls were whar =t they normally are.…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

No means no unless your Janet

I went to Chicago Club a few weeks ago. I had previously went to Hongkong the first couple of nights and had a great time. I was debating if I should test out another club.…

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How many 2AMer clubs have you been in?

I noticed that I had been in several of the clubs that were the subject of recent Shadowcat 2AMer postings, not when it happened, but at some time prior. I thought this was unusual because the last two, The Ball…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Bad Boobs, Bad Boobs, Whatch Gonna Do When They Come for You, Bad Boobs

And bad tattoos, but I shall start from the beginning. Arrived about 8:00 and left around 11:00. Free parking in an area that I wouldn’t wander around in. Not sure if they are formal security or…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Good for Saturday afternoon

Spent from 4-6 at Tattletales. Free parking and admissions. Security wand down but no COVID protocols at all. Beer was $6.Dances are $10 (do not fall for the $20 in a booth scam). VIP is…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Typical Raleigh club

I've been to CC a few times over the last 2 months. The visits are basically the same. On this day I arrived around 3. ID scanned at door. This visit there was no cover,…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Knoxville 2AMer.

A person is dead after an early morning shooting at The Ball Gentleman’s Club on Alcoa Highway, according to Knoxville police. Dispatch got a call about a shooting and sent officers to the strip club around 4 a.m. on Sunday.…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Many dancers, high mileage, zero hustle

Went on a Friday night. $22 cover but free beer and soda included. Parking around back which can become unsafe later on the evening but no worries earlier. Dancers: Autumn - cut bespectacled college girl with a…

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This is why Ricky and I love Gatorade

https://youtube.com/shorts/5cnsFgPJZoo?feature=share Now don't be a harerade

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Where the fucked up is ordinary

Just another night in the titty bar, where the fucked up becomes ordinary. You reconnect with a girl who fits every cliche you could imagine. She's never been married yet has kids from 2 different baby daddies, lives in a…

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Phone Screen Time

For some reason this morning my iPhone reminded me what a loser I am. “Your average daily screen time was 4 hours 5 minutes a day.” That’s pretty pathetic. That’s an extra 20 hours during the workweek I could…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Californiacation

Anaheim. Saturday night. Around 1130. Cover $20. Parking in the back. I thought guy at the front was a cool dude. Get frisked down, ID check. Walk in bar with beer and stage. It seems…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Meh...

I struck out at Synn COI that day, so on the way home I stopped at this place, just to check it out after a long absence. It is basically still the same, mostly not-very-hot…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Fritzcarraldo

Saturday night in Anaheim. I think Anaheim is such a nice area, everything is new and clean. Fritz has its own parking plenty of it. ID check go in $15 cover. First things first the…

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Woman accused of stealing $1 million worth of jewelry from Buckhead hotel

What man puts $1million of jewelry in his hotel safe? https://www.ajc.com/news/woman-accused-of-stealing-1-million-worth-of-jewelry-from-buckhead-hotel/UEUFOXEZFRCBZE73UCPBN4XUOQ/

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Anaheim Angels

Great lineup here but too many fucking guys or just people in general. I was asking for it coming on a Saturday night. It turned into some make it rain, loud people, champagne bullshit club.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Late Sat quickie

About 4 weeks ago decided to hit the up kittens on the way back from an evening out. Paid the cover including drink and the place was busy. I’d say too busy. Most tables full…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Not too bad an evening

I had planned on a quite evening at home but my neighbors decided to throw a party with the loudest music possibly so I decided to get out the house... if I have to…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

Flat tire visit

I have not been here for a year and a half because of the pandemic. I had got a flat tire a couple hundred yards from the place. While on a 2 hour wait from…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Church before Astros

Hadn’t been to a club since Covid so thought I would start off with my favorite place in Houston. Pulled in early afternoon. I think cover was $10. Went in and sat at a table…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Random Friday Night

Went on a Friday night. There were plenty of people, but not full, so not hard to find a place to sit. $10 to get in and mandatory $13 drink to get in.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The bar is at an all time low

I’ve been here a couple times as the state has started to ease up on the COVID restrictions. I was hoping that by now Pandora’s would have found it’s footing, especially since they renovated…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Quality club, but "Caveat emptor"

Scarlett’s was the next stop on my road trip, and again, based on previous reviews seemed to be a pretty sure thing. The parking lot was amazing; I don’t know if it ever gets…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Still hit or miss.

July10/2021 It has been a month since I last reviewed this club but I have been hitting it about twice a week during the afternoon shift. It has become my go to club. Not because it…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Return to Bandaids after Long Absence

I havent been to Bandaids in a few years, but finally was back in town again so I decided to return to my old stomping grounds. I’ve always loved the Latinas here, who tend to…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

A lot of New Girls at Sinsations

Same description of Club, just a different day. Parking lot full so parked across the street at ALDI, well lit and seem very safe. Walk in the door and paid girl $10 entry. You then…

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Crazyjoe goes camping

https://youtu.be/S6aLiY66HVs Video says it all

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Dancers will find a way

Experienced a new technique for Oasis dancers to hid giving mileage. Many dancers wear the thin wraps or robes as part of their costume. I was seated at the bar where only the bartender could really se what was going…

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Inquiries

Good evening all. I hope everyone is holding up with all the negativity thats been going on in the world. I've been thinking about going to the club in Jay, ME that's called, "HOUR PLACE." Wanted to know if anyone…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Foxy Lady… First visit in 2 decades

Stopped by for the first time in years. Pasties or tops are required. Dances on the stage were OK. Fully clothed. The dancers were mostly 7 or so on the usual scale.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Back to normal, no fuss no muss

Didn't have a lot of time in between errands two Saturdays ago but needed to blow off some steam. This was my first visit back since COVID, and everything generally felt back to normal. tl;dr...…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

What kinda club is this?

An idiot told me about some girl making 1000s here every night clean... From reading the reviews I am very very skeptical. 🤔 Wondering if any of you COI mongers can chime in. Thanks

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Drink of Choice if you make over a visit per week, for an hour or more

Not sure if its been asked, but for the seasoned professionals of us what is your go to drink. Ive learned most guys over the years prefer to stick to corona lites and coors lights in comparison to the hard…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Put out the Light

COMING IN Lamplighter II is on SW Cutoff in Worcester, a mile off the Mass Pike and not even a quarter mile down the road from Centerfolds. Decent looking building next to a shut-down gas station.…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Wrong Q

I normally call Cheetahs every 3-4 months and ask if Veronica or Q have returned. The guy told me that Q is here now. I arrived mid afternoon. I looked around the…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

Godfather visit after many, may years

So I’m more of an early evening or day shift sort of person. Definitely not a late night fan. I used to go to Godfather when I lived in Louisville 20 years ago.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Longing for the good old days

I've been going to the Bare for 30 years. Favorite club in LA by a LONG shot. Not too far from home, but also not too close to home. Always have had…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

My first strip club experience

So I went to the 19th hole with a couple friends. This was my first time ever going to a strip club and I was pretty nervous but luckily they made it easy for me.…

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What's your take on the NYC private parties?

Hey guys, I know I asked a similar question before. However, I was new and didn't ask it properly. I have been invited to a few, "private lap dance parties" in NYC. I really liked them. I wanted for you guys…

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City of Industry club non alcohol age

Do the COI clubs allow PLs under 21 years?

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

After COVID Visit

I visited Lustys during my lunch hour, parked my car in the back and went inside, sat down and ordered a beer for $2.5 still same prices as before COVID which is good, there were…

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Strange experience

Hi everyone I went to a club recently, was chatting with one of the girls and she’s telling me she likes to shop etc and tells me what she likes etc. she shows me her left hand and she’s wearing…

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Strange experience

Hi everyone I went to a club recently, was chatting with one of the girls and she’s telling me she likes to shop etc and tells me what she likes etc. she shows me her left hand and she’s wearing…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Centerfold

After "checking my records" I realized I hadn't been here since November of 2018. Well the partially fenced in lot (the back end is open abutting the back yards of the houses on the…

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Peyton's in Brooklyn to reopen?

I was a regular at Peyton's Playpen in Brooklyn, going a few times a month - usually on a weekday afternoon. As far as I know this place is still closed, but they appeared to do a good business and…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

First time visit to Tommy’s Too

This was my first time to Tommy’s Too and only the second time to a place that mixes traditional strip club and lingerie modeling aspects. I will confirm what has been documented in prior reviews: this…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Better than Expected Last Night in Town

Took one more trip to a club and landed at Scores primarily because it was closest to where I was staying. The club is easy enough to find and I self-parked in the lot.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

PO

Was down by the airport. Had not been to PO in a minute. Felt obligated to see whats up. Plenty of free parking. Entrance in the front. No cover or covid check. Got…

Seventh Veil

Los Angeles, California

Raisin’ Hell at the Seventh Veil

Have you heard the news in the Soho tribuuuuuuune, you know she did me dirty and then this ROB broke my heaaaarrrt. Alright I came in on Friday night and I need a fight, ok…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Let down

Visited on a Saturday night the setup is really nice and the girls are smoking in this place. The dances on the main stage are fully nude which is always a plus in my book.…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Back to Normal

Went on a Friday night to the Foxy, ahem...Boardroom Cabaret. It's a dumb name if you ask me, but no one is and what do I care. It was my second time back since the…

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The Role of Alcohol

To me there is nothing more fun than working up to a great finale by drinking with that night's favorite contestant. Alcohol loosens inhibitions all around and just makes everything better. Just the other night I was finalizing arrangements with…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got what I paid for

Pretty slow on a weekday afternoon. I dropped by CH3 at about 4 PM on a Tues. It was super hot out so was in shorts, but with runners and a polo. Brought along some pants…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

PTs 6 ring circus

Outside makes the place look huge, but feels relativelycramped inside, before walking in the door, you get wanded by a cop which I appreciated. You walk in and are given the different options of…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Well worth it

I stopped here on a Tuesday afternoon to help break up a long drive. I've been here about five times doing the same trip and each time, it's always been worth. The club has plenty…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Definitely Better vs. Massachusetts Clubs

Continuing my mission to induct my husband into the world of strip clubs, I was given a tip to try out Desire. We took the advice and visited around 10:00 on Saturday, June 12, 2021.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First fun dance time at pandoras after pandemic

The girls in the afternoon were decent bod, voluptuous in the chest area. There were 4-5 girls at around 2PM. Dances from Eva were 33$. She was fun asian girl that had nice nuru like…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Pimpin out other dancers?

For some background, I used to frequent Cadillac Lounge, Desires, and Fantasies a few times each per year pre-pandemic. Fantasies was always the most inconsistent of the three. I used to like going there though…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Not Terrible

I was staying a couple of blocks away and took the easy walk over to The Penthouse Club at about 10:00 p.m. It’s right off Bourbon Street at the edge of the French Quarter…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

One Or Two Winners Can Redeem A Mediocrity

After my unimpressive visit here on a weekday afternoon a few weeks back I promised myself I'd give it an evening shot for no other reason than it is the strip club that is closest…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

This place will never have attractive women with this greedy owner

If you like 50 inch asses, this is your place. This is the only place left for in club extras but the prices are outrageous and the women are so bad they would have to…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Ok for a Utah club

First of all, let me just get the obligatory "Utah clubs suck" out of the way. For those that don't know, Utah has very restrictive strip club laws that make it so that clubs have…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Decent place, but a bit lonely for non-regular.

I decided to head back to check out Centerfolds now that everything has opened back up. I typically visit 3-4 times per year when I'm in the area and have a free night. I'll get the…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Only 1 dancer

Visited on a Friday afternoon about 4:45 and stayed for about 30 minutes. Haven’t been here since September 2019. Only a few cars in parking lot but about 7 customers inside. FYI they do have a nice fenced…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

New management will kill the Parrot

As a longtime monger and Parrott regular, I am sad to say the club is ruined. They raised the cover to $15 and the private area to $25. Drinks are reasonable. I won't describe club because…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not a good trip

The place is now open only Thursday through Saturday. It says they open at 7:00 but at 9:00 they had no girls and were not letting anyone in. I came back at 10:30 and they…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Vip room cost?

Does anyone know what the VIP room costs?

The Holiday

Santa Fe Springs, California

Holiday Outt

As in I left. First review in about 5 years so I guess this ain’t the spot for a lot for a lot of people. Friday afternoon around 4. Nice guy at the front no…

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Feature request - filter reviews by day and time?

I'd like to be able to see reviews of places ONLY from specific days and times. For instance, I want to know how club X is on Wednesday evenings, or Sunday afternoons. (My "window" for visiting clubs is often very…

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Miami VIPs

Posting about mileage not price or the club. Want to share info and get info on the ones I don’t know. I’ll kick it off: The ones where you get what you expect: Booby Trap Doral Pink Pony PTs (when it was PTs…

Politics

Real Danger In COVID

is that in the hysteria marginalized population groups will be scapegoated and we will have a police state. The national leadership of the Democratic Party wants the hysteria because then they don't have to talk about Universal Health Care. The…

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The End of Day Shift?

I was recently in San Francisco. No day shift. Especially one club’s day shit I liked Gold Club nope 6pm. As I read more and more reviews in the LA area it seems like more and more clubs are doing…

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16 yr old signs contract to play Pro Basketball

The NBA has a ruling on being drafted saying that the kid must be one year removed from high school to go into the NBA draft. So there has been a term called one-and-done in college basketball referring…

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Going to be posting more about dive miami clubs want peoples opinion.

After my last review, I kind of stumbled upon a few people that might share the same tastes. I’ve never really dedicated any time to posting good reviews here - mostly did it to get the free week or two…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

belax raid

$51 dance is maybe three minutes? when you prepay you can ask the girl for 2for1. i heard that belax had a bust recently and now things are really messed up here. new cameras n shit.

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why so angry? what a fake tuscl pothead sez vs what a REAL pothead would say

although i do not condone the smoking of the weed or the eatin of the edibles for that is not the way of the space geneious i do think that some of the angrier posters who claim to be potheads…

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Grandparents

I was chatting with a dancer last night before taking her to VIP. I mentioned that I had recently become a grandfather. The dancer told me that her mother had become a grandmother at the age of 30.

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you think aliens have strip clubs on their planets?

folks argue that humans can't be the sole intelligent life forms in the universe well, if we ain't alone in space, do aliens have SCs too?

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who here has ever worn strip-club merch...in public?

i haven't. but i'd consider it. one of my ATF stripclubs is no longer around they had a dope looking t-shirt with their logo on it and i kept telling myself to buy one. was so close to, but never got around to…

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wishing so bad that strip clubs kept a scrapbook

man, that would be neat if strip clubs kept a scrapbook especially if they shared it with the public i guess nowadays that'd be a website... but i can't decide if the scrapbook should just have pictures or include short videos i mean, great…

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i wanna be petty so bad

(sorry, this post is not strip-club related, at all) should i be petty? so......wayyyy back when, "during my 1950s", i worked part-time at a popular, local venue. and i feel like i was pretty legendary there. i had a good run; was…

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Stripper Temperatures: Warm Stripper/Cold Stripper

All my life when people touch me they say “Ahh your cold” I’m cold person. You touch me I’m cold. I don’t know the science behind as to why. The other night I was having sex with a warm to…

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Increase in dancer looks

Has anyone else thought that since the clubs opened again the dancers that are there are a lot hotter for the most part. Pre Covid most clubs there were only 2 or 3 dancers per club that I would think…

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Dumbest bumper sticker (non-political)

Pulled up behind an old Dodge Durango at the light. Bumper sticker read “Lifted so my dick don’t drag”. And I’m, WTF? Yeah, the old beater did look maybe 2” higher than stock. I could get the irony/joke…

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Strpper Membership

How does a dancer verify she is a dancer? Do dancers pay or post like customers?

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

is this place even open any more?

I have driven by five times evening and night the last couple of weeks and the lights are out and door locked. best part of driving by is someone is changing the sign out front to rather "blue" verbiage and no…

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Think history will repeat itself?

Okay, so I was going to post a reply to yet another anti-onlyfans thread, but I noticed my post getting a little too long winded and off topic so I figured I should create a new discussion. I previously rolled…

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Vice has an article on how to eat out a non-op trans "woman"

https://www.vice.com/en/article/594mak/how-to-eat-out-a-non-op-trans-woman-oral-sex wtf

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Only Fans and Snapchat premiums

We have to stop supporting these platforms if we want stripclubs to survive..period..I don't understand why men support these platforms..I get more out of an air dance in Atlanta than I do a freaking nude pic or some girl masturbating…

Politics

Where is the effort to find a treatment or cure for Covid?

The most obvious red flag proving Covid 19 is a scam is the fact that little effort seems to have been made to find effective treatments or a cure for those who get it while massive effort was made to…

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10 QUESTIONS FOR WARRIOR15

After some minor detective work, here are a few facts about Warrior15 that I can save from asking questions about (if any of these are wrong Warrior15, please correct me) * lives in Floriduh (for some reason I always thought he…

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What to buy with that extra cash you have laying around.

https://spend-elon-fortune.netlify.app/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I think a strip club should be added to the list.:)

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Are pregnant dancers enticing?

Just read a review where a man said he was lusting to suck on a dancers pregnant nipples Left me wondering, how many of you would be enticed by a pregnant dancer belly showing and all?

Politics

Transmitting Viruses

Phoung had just come from San Francisco and bought a hair salon with massage rooms. I had stepped away at lunch time and walked in. There she and some of her girls were. Phoung talked about being…

Hurricane Bikini Club

Lower, New Jersey

Is this place open?

I stopped by last Tuesday night and it was closed. There were two signs on the door. One said that they were hiring entertainers. The other said that the pkace was for sale.

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Have you actually ever talked to a stripper on the phone?

I have 4 times in the last 20 years. With the first one I didn't yet have a cell phone. She actually bought me an answering machine to leave me messages. The second one got into an auto accident on her…

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Sex Guide

I think all you PLs could pick up some tips from viewing this video. https://vimeo.com/132922562

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Shortz in The Klub

Shortz in The Klub Back in my early PL days in the 90's I showed up to a SC in sweatpants and was so strongly rebuked I haven't bothered to try again since. The explanation given at the time was that -…

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10 QUESTIONS FOR MUDDY

Yes, after a 3 year hiatus I am bringing back 10 questions because everyone wants to know more about every pathetic loser on here. These 10 questions are for Muddy. I will pick more pathetic losers down the road... 01.…

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I spoil My Sugar Baby!

I gave her some bling for da Happy 4th of July. Check out what I got her https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=8292 She spoiled and I treat her nice!