30 Years at Five Strip Clubs in Houston

It was a great ride for many years. At first, I didn't even live in Houston, but moved there about 12 years ago. Over the course of 30 years, I focused on paying (and sometimes REALLY paying) visits to 5 clubs -- Treasures, Centerfolds, the Trophy Club (closed now), St. James, and Splendor. When I first started out, I went to the Gentleman's Club in the Galleria area, but learned quickly that while the girls were 9s and 10s, they were zeros when it comes to offering promises of things to come and failure to deliver - at inflated prices. So, for years, I've focused on these 5 clubs.

I started at Centerfolds, which back in the good ol' days, was THE place to go. Beautiful girls with open minds. I remember one New Years Eve in particular when a beautiful blonde girl took me up to the second floor and we watched everything going on downstairs. Then, as midnight approached, I found her between my legs giving me what may have been the best head I ever received. After that, I tended to take girls up to the VIP room on the 3rd floor. At that time, it was $100 and a champagne bottle (always the cheap stuff) just to go up there. Lots of things went on in the darkened light of tables along the wall. Over time, the quality of the girls seemed to diminish, so I set out to find a new place.

Enter Treasures. Basically in the same area and when I first walked in there, I felt I was in heaven. This was about 20 years ago. The place was beautiful and so were the girls. Spectacular. At first, I learned that it was cool just to go "in the back" to the couches along the walls where there was virtually no light at all. Many great oral experiences there, and it got me to wondering about what things would be like in the VIP room. So I went there several times -- pricier than Centerfolds in those days, but still a price performer. Things were much more open up there, including the zippers of many visitors up there. My only bad experience was when a manager found me getting very intimate with one dancer, and she lost her job. Due to that, I skipped going there for about 15 years.

I should mention that before I stopped going to Treasures, I met my ATF, a beautiful blonde dancer: perfect body in every way and a face and smile to die for. We met often, including outside the club. I took her out to some of my favorite places and she was the perfect companion. She expressed a lot of emotion to me. But she was involved in a bad accident -- motorcycle versus truck. Not hard to guess which won the collision. She was disfigured for a while but plastic surgery took care of that, but her leg was hurt so badly that she was never able to dance again. She got a very favorable settlement in a lawsuit against the truck company and we lost track of each other.

I went to Treasures again recently, and immediately on going into the parking lot, I knew Covid had taken its toll, because there were far fewer cars in the parking lot. Inside, the number of quality girls had declined significantly. One rather attractive "8" suggested we go "in the back", but she was unwilling to do anything more than give me manual pleasure. I haven't been there since.

Twenty years ago, I started going to the Trophy Club on highway 290. Great place, especially during the day. They had some beautiful dancers there, and all the fun took place on the second floor overlooking the main floor and bar. Had some good experiences with a couple of dancers, and one AA girl even offered to let me take her in the ass without protection. I declined. I always like the Club, but it shut down several years ago.

I visited the St. James a couple of times, but I always found that the dancers who came up to me were all business. I went with one to the little cubbyholes protected only by drawn curtains at the doorway, but nothing very exciting ever happened. I've never been to the VIP area, mainly because it's very expensive -- $1000 entry fee -- and you never know if it's going to be worth your time and money.

About a dozen years ago, I started to go to Splendor near Willowbrook Mall. At first, I just went there numerous times because there was a gorgeous waitress that I got to know well. She was as sweet as they come and she always called me by name. I got involved with one dancer and we met often off site, mostly in my home. After a while, it was clear that she was just after money -- it was always about money. I went back a number of times to see my waitress friend and to have a drink, but the club really slipped downhill in terms of quality of dancers. I confirmed that was still the case just a few weeks ago.

Now that the pandemic has eased a little, I think I'll go back to Treasures just to see if things have improved. Now with all these places, YMMV, but this is my true history. If you go to any of them and have your own comments, I would love to see them. Best of luck to you all.

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  • loper
    3 years ago
    30 years of experience deserved more than one paragraph. Impossible to read.
  • RTP
    3 years ago
    I spent a good deal of time on business in Houston and enjoyed many of these same clubs. I had great times at Splendor, mostly during the day. I usually left very satisfied for less than $200, sometimes less than $100. I had many great times at Centerfolds also, but spent a bit more and sometimes got scammed a bit. I also found many of the Centerfolds dancers like to visit the nicer hotels near the Galleria. I have not been to Houston in about 8 years, would like to give it another shot.
  • Dan3635
    3 years ago
    Thanks Texan4real! Great article. Lots of real detail. I can agree with Treasures. Even post covid. I’ll have to check out the others. Keep up the good articles! Like your writing style.
  • texan4real
    3 years ago
    Suggest you go back to scrubbing your driveway. You clearly don't know a thing about civility -- or Houston clubs.
  • minnow
    3 years ago
    Hmm, no reviews since 2014, double submits a "wall of text" article, manages to get both approved.
    Two for the price of one, how clever.

    I have a suggestion for you. Please learn how to hit "Enter" for paragraph spacing.

    Enjoy your 8 weeks free VIP, you sanctimonious freeloader.
  • Warrior15
    3 years ago
    Breaking it up into 4 or 5 paragraphs would make this easier to read. But this brings back a lot of memories. I lived in H-town for several years and have been into all of the clubs you mentioned. I had intimate relations in each of them except the Trophy Club. In the 90's, Treasures was arguably the best club in America. But many different mayors and host of rules changes have taken their toll on the Houston clubs. I was in Treasures last year and yes, the activity is still available. But the quality of the providers is just not the same.
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