Trying to crack the code on the strip club in my backyard

I keep returning to this club with mixed results, trying to crack the code.

This is a composite review including multiple day visits and night visits on Thursday, Saturday and Sunday nights.

First of all days here are very uneven, and bad more often than good. The daytime bartender (assistant manager?) told me to not bother coming here on days unless I call first. He seemed friendly and sympathetic to the fact that his club sometimes sucks. There's an older white dancer named Dallas who seemed to be the most consistent dancer there. Not really my type, but i figured she must be super high mileage to make a living working days at a place like this. My intuition was wrong and I wouldn't bother recommending her to anybody.