Gosh, so much drama and WWW violence!

Oct 27, 2021, 1:24 AM

Forget which TUSCL member you want to run over with your Buick. Gosh, that's so mean.

Instead, as the great philosophiser Rodney King once asked, "can't we all just get along?". So... which TUSCL member would you, oh, I dunno:

Want to smoke a peace pipe with?

Want to get drunk with?

Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)?

Carpool to church with?

Take to the early bird special?

Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again?

Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire?

There are so many peaceful, friendly things to do without resorting to physical violence that can result in broken canes and missing hearing aids and reading glasses.

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Tetradon4 years ago

Skibum and Ishmael. Something tells me we've unknowingly sat at Desire together, ogling the same tits, shuffling past each other on the way to the VIP.

ElDuderino_AZ4 years ago

Make sure you abide by Igon Spengler's advice: don't cross the streams.

Call.Me.Ishmael4 years ago

Yeah, the Club Desire crew should get together to compare notes on writing club ads.

Icee Loco (asshole)4 years ago

Want to smoke a peace pipe with? NO ONE

Want to get drunk with? BLAHBLAH

Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)? NA

Carpool to church with? NA

Take to the early bird special? SKIBUM

Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again? SJG

Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire? SJG

Icee Loco (asshole)4 years ago

I'd take Gawker to the early bird special too.

Tetradon4 years ago

Full answers, since we're all projections of Juice.

Want to smoke a peace pipe with? San_Juice_Guy or Theafricanamericanformerlyknownas2juicee. Because they usually sound high when they post here.

Want to get drunk with? SkiJuice or Call.Me.Juicemael, because we're probably doing it already.

Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)? NA because I don't have kids, but I like BeatHundredJuice's intellectual curiosity and healthy hatred of PUAs.

Carpool to church with? Anyone but our resident drunk driver, RickJuicean.

Take to the early bird special? OldWhiteJuice, because he'll bring some Desire hotties.

Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again? Dave_Anderjuice would be too busy adjusting his tinfoil hat to do me dirty.

Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire? JuiceyFive is a solid dude.

Signed, Tetrajuice (the Juice identity that is most attractive, intelligent, and large of dick)

skibum6094 years ago

I would hang out and drink and ogle with Tetradon; OWG; Ish; as well as every other Desires regular.

twentyfive4 years ago

^^ Fuck you jackee