Forget which TUSCL member you want to run over with your Buick. Gosh, that's so mean.
Instead, as the great philosophiser Rodney King once asked, "can't we all just get along?". So... which TUSCL member would you, oh, I dunno:
Want to smoke a peace pipe with?
Want to get drunk with?
Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)?
Carpool to church with?
Take to the early bird special?
Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again?
Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire?
There are so many peaceful, friendly things to do without resorting to physical violence that can result in broken canes and missing hearing aids and reading glasses.
Make sure you abide by Igon Spengler's advice: don't cross the streams.