Gosh, so much drama and WWW violence!

Skibum and Ishmael. Something tells me we've unknowingly sat at Desire together, ogling the same tits, shuffling past each other on the way to the VIP.

Make sure you abide by Igon Spengler's advice: don't cross the streams.

Yeah, the Club Desire crew should get together to compare notes on writing club ads.

Want to smoke a peace pipe with? NO ONE

Want to get drunk with? BLAHBLAH

Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)? NA

Carpool to church with? NA

Take to the early bird special? SKIBUM

Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again? SJG

Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire? SJG

I'd take Gawker to the early bird special too.

Full answers, since we're all projections of Juice.


Want to smoke a peace pipe with? San_Juice_Guy or Theafricanamericanformerlyknownas2juicee. Because they usually sound high when they post here.

Want to get drunk with? SkiJuice or Call.Me.Juicemael, because we're probably doing it already.

Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)? NA because I don't have kids, but I like BeatHundredJuice's intellectual curiosity and healthy hatred of PUAs.

Carpool to church with? Anyone but our resident drunk driver, RickJuicean.

Take to the early bird special? OldWhiteJuice, because he'll bring some Desire hotties.

Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again? Dave_Anderjuice would be too busy adjusting his tinfoil hat to do me dirty.

Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire? JuiceyFive is a solid dude.

Signed,
Tetrajuice (the Juice identity that is most attractive, intelligent, and large of dick)

I would hang out and drink and ogle with Tetradon; OWG; Ish; as well as every other Desires regular.

^^ Fuck you jackee