Forget which TUSCL member you want to run over with your Buick. Gosh, that's so mean.
Instead, as the great philosophiser Rodney King once asked, "can't we all just get along?". So... which TUSCL member would you, oh, I dunno:
Want to smoke a peace pipe with?
Want to get drunk with?
Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)?
Carpool to church with?
Take to the early bird special?
Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again?
Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire?
There are so many peaceful, friendly things to do without resorting to physical violence that can result in broken canes and missing hearing aids and reading glasses.
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Make sure you abide by Igon Spengler's advice: don't cross the streams.
Yeah, the Club Desire crew should get together to compare notes on writing club ads.
Want to smoke a peace pipe with? NO ONE
Want to get drunk with? BLAHBLAH
Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)? NA
Carpool to church with? NA
Take to the early bird special? SKIBUM
Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again? SJG
Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire? SJG
I'd take Gawker to the early bird special too.
I would hang out and drink and ogle with Tetradon; OWG; Ish; as well as every other Desires regular.
^^ Fuck you jackee
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