Gosh, so much drama and WWW violence!
ElDuderino_AZ
Arizona
Wednesday, October 27, 2021 1:24 AM
Forget which TUSCL member you want to run over with your Buick. Gosh, that's so mean.
Instead, as the great philosophiser Rodney King once asked, "can't we all just get along?". So... which TUSCL member would you, oh, I dunno:
Want to smoke a peace pipe with?
Want to get drunk with?
Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)?
Carpool to church with?
Take to the early bird special?
Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again?
Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire?
There are so many peaceful, friendly things to do without resorting to physical violence that can result in broken canes and missing hearing aids and reading glasses.
Instead, as the great philosophiser Rodney King once asked, "can't we all just get along?". So... which TUSCL member would you, oh, I dunno:
Want to smoke a peace pipe with?
Want to get drunk with?
Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)?
Carpool to church with?
Take to the early bird special?
Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again?
Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire?
There are so many peaceful, friendly things to do without resorting to physical violence that can result in broken canes and missing hearing aids and reading glasses.
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8 comments
Want to get drunk with? BLAHBLAH
Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)? NA
Carpool to church with? NA
Take to the early bird special? SKIBUM
Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again? SJG
Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire? SJG
Want to smoke a peace pipe with? San_Juice_Guy or Theafricanamericanformerlyknownas2juicee. Because they usually sound high when they post here.
Want to get drunk with? SkiJuice or Call.Me.Juicemael, because we're probably doing it already.
Want dating your granddaughter (or great, if applicable)? NA because I don't have kids, but I like BeatHundredJuice's intellectual curiosity and healthy hatred of PUAs.
Carpool to church with? Anyone but our resident drunk driver, RickJuicean.
Take to the early bird special? OldWhiteJuice, because he'll bring some Desire hotties.
Want watching your Bingo card when you get up to take a leak again? Dave_Anderjuice would be too busy adjusting his tinfoil hat to do me dirty.
Sing Kumbaya with around the campfire? JuiceyFive is a solid dude.
Signed,
Tetrajuice (the Juice identity that is most attractive, intelligent, and large of dick)