It's not very nice but i still had fun.

I have driven by this place probably 50+ times in my life and just never had the opportunity to stop in. A month ago I finally did and since I assume there are other people that wonder about a strip club with a cow sign out in front of it in the middle of nowhere - I'll give you a review.

First off. It's in a small town so it's feels safe. It's a trailer, well probably a lot of trailers pushed together so it's not nice. However, it was nicer inside than I thought it would be (looks like shit from the outside). Yes, there is a cow sign out front. It's unique. It's also been shot with probably 6 arrows from all the hunters and rednecks that think that sort of thing is funny I guess. So that will kinda of set the tone for the place.

There's a weird triangle shaped bar when you first come in directly ahead. It's a horrible use of space but one of the girls told me the old owner wanted it to be like a V (like a girls vagina) so he thought that was cool or funny or whatever. The stage is to the left and it's also in a V (wow). Again, really bad use of space and kind of awkward (this is a theme for this place). There's seating at the bar and also tables. There's also seating at the stage. I would not sit against the mirror area that's on the entry side by the stage. There's not much room there (again, bad use of space) and no girl will talk to you if you sit there. Sit at the bar or at one of the tables or at the stage.